Decent, but predictable.
Wed Jul 26 2023 miyahssecretdiaryšIāve played both the man and woman, ( but mostly played the woman) and every life the woman has is the same..and every ending IS THE SAME. so basically when the woman is camping or something, some random group of aliens or whatever drop down and decide to take the woman for hostage. Then the woman meets some random lifeguard on the alien planet I think, then they start doing things..next thing u know BOOM! Your stuck with a alien child. Your life is wasted and your alien son is having more of a better life than you are. Your also stuck as a history teacher which is really boring.
Why does the girl have to have the same stages repeated over and over again. Why canāt the game just update the stages?..it gets boring after a while. If you can, can you update the girlās stages? Because the alien encounter stage is really unnecessary. Also at that exact same stage, I already had a child and those aliens came down and just abducted me WHILE I had a child. So I literally just left my kid :,)
No Freedom and Other Problems..
Sun Jan 02 2022 bygrygfgyftyftytfyftHonestly, I was disappointed when I first played the game. I thought this game would have freedom and can actually make it to 100 years. Well, you canāt. Iāve tried every different options, the āwrongā one or the ācorrectā one and still get nothing from it. Whatās the point having another option if you just get hit with an ad if you get it wrong? Or you do the round again. I wish we could get a way to make it to 100, but there is NO way. Besides the too many ads in this game, the 2nd round is a problem too. From what I remembered, the 2nd round was a girl, and it was just so..short. You either hit your 20s or some other age and your here with these aliens, send you to space, itās just the ending with the girl made no sense and didnāt put that much effort with the girl. Thatās why I just decided to delete the game and move on. Itās just another waste of space. I do not recommend this game if you wanted to live 100 years, just go play Bitlife or whatever if you want to try to make it to 100. But if you want, you can download the game and do whatever you like on it. But thereās no freedom in it. Read the other helpful reviews if this wasnāt helpful enough. Some explained better than me! Have an amazing day! š
Donāt bother
Wed Jun 09 2021 hydn.sI downloaded this game out of pure boredom, I also thought it would be some what similar to the game āBitLifeā and itās not at all. Itās like a ālevelā game similar to Candy Crush, or any other game that you have to pass levels to continue on in the game. You have a set path the game WANTS you to take and you have to make the right choice or it prompts you with a āTry againā button AND you have to watch an AD too. This game is also FULL of ADs so if you get mad over interruptions after every decision you make, then donāt even bother reading past this. I wouldnāt even bother at all with this game. I got to Year 20 and i quit after the game continuously keeps making me choose one decision they have set, because they were too lazy to make a poor game over all. I would be okay with the poor graphics and bad animations if the game actually let you go on as if it were like and made it so you actually had two choices and it would continue the game on a different path over the other. But as any other poorly made, cash grabbing, free-to-play game that the app store has all over the place nowadays (which is very sad) they didnāt and were lazy.. iām super disappointed but not surprised..
Fun but a lot of ads and bugs
Tue Jan 04 2022 MoobolphIāve played through both the man and woman scenario and they are super random and kept me on my toes. Unfortunately after every level there is an ad. In addition some of the choices require you watch an ad to choose. I also have had problems with this game crashing and then making me watch an extra ad. I also hate that after one play through you canāt skip scenes youāve already watched, or a restart button if you donāt want to put up with the current route. Additionally some paths have ādeathsā but the game makes you go back in time to follow the path it wants you to do. For example on the man route you land on a random island and I wanted him to stay with them and die happy but no the game told me too bad go back and do the other route. Overall itās a decent game but definitely needs to improve some things.
2nd Female round is just boringā¦
Sun Jul 04 2021 Khalan's catsI played this game 3 times and honestly the female round is just boring, your choices donāt impact anything, no different scenes at ALL. Even when you actually get to pick 2 choices, you get the same scenes. The game only felt fun with the first round, where your a male because you actually get different scenes, especially with the girlfriend/boyfriend choosing. Honestly I think the game shouldnāt force you to pick one decision and slow down with the ads that are some reason overly sexual towards women. Honestly right now the game is boring but if you just want something to play for a few minutes, I recommend this because the first 2 rounds are kind of entertaining. Though this does not deserve the rating it has AT ALL. The only reason itās somewhat popular is because youtubers like Gloom or Laurenzside have been hyping it up trying to make it look fun with the whole ātrashy 3D game trendā. I wouldnāt be surprised if they were being payed to play their game.
Plz read before downloading
Sat Jul 22 2023 wolfylove27953215789Hi, donāt get me wrong. This game is really fun but there are a lot of things that are very inappropriate. I am concerned for kids ,teenagers ,and basically everyone I have two little brothers and if they ever found this game, letās just say Iām not gonna be happy the only thing I wish is that this was more appropriate because commonly kids will take technology and play whatever is on it and if someone has a game download it and if they play it, it could end badly for the kid I just wish that theyāll make it more appropriate. Thatās all I wish. I really hope they fix this. Otherwise itās a really fun game but like impossible to reach 100 years old after all as the older sister of my two brothers I want to make sure that they wonāt be around inappropriate stuff. Plz fix the inappropriate stuff. Ty š
Less a Life Simulator and more an
Fri Aug 27 2021 Kylea501Ad simulator. I mean, Iām fine with ads, itās after game after all, but when there are ads during the little life story bits, it might have gone too far.
Basically, you go through some little event every year of your life. However, you also get to watch an ad between every year of your life and sometimes during the event as well. It gets old and annoying fast (some of the ads were even for other life simulators). One ad ever two, three, or (better yet) five years would have been fine, but this is overkill. Given the length of some ads and the shortness of some events, Iām not sure that I spent more time in the game than watching ads.
The game itself seems like a fun little distraction, but the ads are killing the experience. Honestly, Iād be willing to pay a dollar or two for the game if it removed the ads. As is, itās just kind of lame.
So much ads and does not make any simple sense
Sat Oct 29 2022 jhfhjebdekfenjhfeIn this game is soo boring also there are so many ads
Like what the heck can you fix that like thatās a problem . And also why would they make a game thatās inappropriate I mean not to be mean but really come on you guys can do better than that 3rd problem is at the end is like shocking itās so unprofessional and when she or he was trapped that was a weird scene and like her having a alien baby what the heck This is not no Star Wars, also you donāt even get to 100 like that is so unusual š please do not download this game and another reason why is because it goes to this :š to this :š²š¬šš”š¤Æš¤ like what . Just download go play other games like Roblox or whatever just donāt play this but it can be a little fun but I donāt recommend it I regret downloading this . From ,Zoey
Cute but too many ads and no real choices
Wed Oct 13 2021 ZyereriItās a cute little game. Iāve had it on my phone for a couple months, but I havenāt played it regularly. I will say that you canāt get to 100 years no matter what path you choose. Youāre going to die well before you reach 100.
That being said, I understand this is free game with poor UI, but thereās far too many ads in here. While youāre doing something thereās a random ad. Did you just finish a level? Thereās an ad. And they make the ā>>ā and āxā so small that you practically have to tap into the ad, then tap out of it a few times to try again before you actually hit the button to close the ad entirely. I wouldnāt mind the ads if the game was worth it. Itās not. Download this just to experience it, but I promise you until they make some MAJOR updates, this is not a keeper.
Trashy ads, repetitive
Mon Jun 14 2021 BooMallowFirst time going through either gender was alright and thereās a certain charm to the style of the game. But thatās immediately drowned out under the overkill of cheap and raunchy ads catering to some angsty teenās hormones, somewhere. Every other ad is some trashy āde-cloth the busty womanā app or game and itās non stop. Iām talking EVERY time you move up or tap the screen you are just bombarded with ads to the point that you canāt even enjoy the game. Itās literally 60% cheesy scams and overly sexualized women adverts. Itās a shame because the game itself has potentialā¦. Even if itās less than half the actual content youāll see in the app.
Second round, choices get repetitive and your decisions donāt really impact anything. Itās basically a one off game unless you want to sit through the spam and gimmicky adverts to get to a fork in the road that may or may not impact the rest of your characters life.