Decent, but predictable.
Wed Jul 26 2023 GiantMilkDud FanI’ve played both the man and woman, ( but mostly played the woman) and every life the woman has is the same..and every ending IS THE SAME. so basically when the woman is camping or something, some random group of aliens or whatever drop down and decide to take the woman for hostage. Then the woman meets some random lifeguard on the alien planet I think, then they start doing things..next thing u know BOOM! Your stuck with a alien child. Your life is wasted and your alien son is having more of a better life than you are. Your also stuck as a history teacher which is really boring.
Why does the girl have to have the same stages repeated over and over again. Why can’t the game just update the stages?..it gets boring after a while. If you can, can you update the girl’s stages? Because the alien encounter stage is really unnecessary. Also at that exact same stage, I already had a child and those aliens came down and just abducted me WHILE I had a child. So I literally just left my kid :,)
No Freedom and Other Problems..
Sun Jan 02 2022 bygrygfgyftyftytfyftHonestly, I was disappointed when I first played the game. I thought this game would have freedom and can actually make it to 100 years. Well, you can’t. I’ve tried every different options, the “wrong” one or the “correct” one and still get nothing from it. What’s the point having another option if you just get hit with an ad if you get it wrong? Or you do the round again. I wish we could get a way to make it to 100, but there is NO way. Besides the too many ads in this game, the 2nd round is a problem too. From what I remembered, the 2nd round was a girl, and it was just so..short. You either hit your 20s or some other age and your here with these aliens, send you to space, it’s just the ending with the girl made no sense and didn’t put that much effort with the girl. That’s why I just decided to delete the game and move on. It’s just another waste of space. I do not recommend this game if you wanted to live 100 years, just go play Bitlife or whatever if you want to try to make it to 100. But if you want, you can download the game and do whatever you like on it. But there’s no freedom in it. Read the other helpful reviews if this wasn’t helpful enough. Some explained better than me! Have an amazing day! 😉
Don’t bother
Wed Jun 09 2021 hydn.sI downloaded this game out of pure boredom, I also thought it would be some what similar to the game “BitLife” and it’s not at all. It’s like a “level” game similar to Candy Crush, or any other game that you have to pass levels to continue on in the game. You have a set path the game WANTS you to take and you have to make the right choice or it prompts you with a “Try again” button AND you have to watch an AD too. This game is also FULL of ADs so if you get mad over interruptions after every decision you make, then don’t even bother reading past this. I wouldn’t even bother at all with this game. I got to Year 20 and i quit after the game continuously keeps making me choose one decision they have set, because they were too lazy to make a poor game over all. I would be okay with the poor graphics and bad animations if the game actually let you go on as if it were like and made it so you actually had two choices and it would continue the game on a different path over the other. But as any other poorly made, cash grabbing, free-to-play game that the app store has all over the place nowadays (which is very sad) they didn’t and were lazy.. i’m super disappointed but not surprised..
Fun but a lot of ads and bugs
Tue Jan 04 2022 MoobolphI’ve played through both the man and woman scenario and they are super random and kept me on my toes. Unfortunately after every level there is an ad. In addition some of the choices require you watch an ad to choose. I also have had problems with this game crashing and then making me watch an extra ad. I also hate that after one play through you can’t skip scenes you’ve already watched, or a restart button if you don’t want to put up with the current route. Additionally some paths have “deaths” but the game makes you go back in time to follow the path it wants you to do. For example on the man route you land on a random island and I wanted him to stay with them and die happy but no the game told me too bad go back and do the other route. Overall it’s a decent game but definitely needs to improve some things.
2nd Female round is just boring…
Sun Jul 04 2021 Khalan's catsI played this game 3 times and honestly the female round is just boring, your choices don’t impact anything, no different scenes at ALL. Even when you actually get to pick 2 choices, you get the same scenes. The game only felt fun with the first round, where your a male because you actually get different scenes, especially with the girlfriend/boyfriend choosing. Honestly I think the game shouldn’t force you to pick one decision and slow down with the ads that are some reason overly sexual towards women. Honestly right now the game is boring but if you just want something to play for a few minutes, I recommend this because the first 2 rounds are kind of entertaining. Though this does not deserve the rating it has AT ALL. The only reason it’s somewhat popular is because youtubers like Gloom or Laurenzside have been hyping it up trying to make it look fun with the whole “trashy 3D game trend”. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were being payed to play their game.
Too Much Effort, No Freedom, & Ads
Mon Nov 01 2021 Twice Lover! On the Lookout 🔍I’ve been trying numerously times to become a girl in this game. There should be a button where you can choose the gender of the character. I honestly think this game is super fun, but the ads ruin it completely. I will say that one thing that does annoy me too is that we can only choose the “correct” or good citizen choice. There is obviously consequences in everything but when it stops each time it’s annoying. It is like we are not actually choosing what the character is doing, and so if we choose the “wrong” choice the consequence will just be to watch an ad and redo it. I have another thing to point out. If we go to Year 20 and have to choose a girl, what if we want some of them and not just one? It will go on with the last one we chose we wanted. There is no freedom at all in this entire game. Please listen to these reviews and feedback. If you guys do hopefully listen to what people and I have said, I will be more than happy! Thank you.
Plz read before downloading
Sat Jul 22 2023 wolfylove27953215789Hi, don’t get me wrong. This game is really fun but there are a lot of things that are very inappropriate. I am concerned for kids ,teenagers ,and basically everyone I have two little brothers and if they ever found this game, let’s just say I’m not gonna be happy the only thing I wish is that this was more appropriate because commonly kids will take technology and play whatever is on it and if someone has a game download it and if they play it, it could end badly for the kid I just wish that they’ll make it more appropriate. That’s all I wish. I really hope they fix this. Otherwise it’s a really fun game but like impossible to reach 100 years old after all as the older sister of my two brothers I want to make sure that they won’t be around inappropriate stuff. Plz fix the inappropriate stuff. Ty 😁
Less a Life Simulator and more an
Fri Aug 27 2021 Kylea501Ad simulator. I mean, I’m fine with ads, it’s after game after all, but when there are ads during the little life story bits, it might have gone too far.
Basically, you go through some little event every year of your life. However, you also get to watch an ad between every year of your life and sometimes during the event as well. It gets old and annoying fast (some of the ads were even for other life simulators). One ad ever two, three, or (better yet) five years would have been fine, but this is overkill. Given the length of some ads and the shortness of some events, I’m not sure that I spent more time in the game than watching ads.
The game itself seems like a fun little distraction, but the ads are killing the experience. Honestly, I’d be willing to pay a dollar or two for the game if it removed the ads. As is, it’s just kind of lame.
So much ads and does not make any simple sense
Sat Oct 29 2022 jhfhjebdekfenjhfeIn this game is soo boring also there are so many ads
Like what the heck can you fix that like that’s a problem . And also why would they make a game that’s inappropriate I mean not to be mean but really come on you guys can do better than that 3rd problem is at the end is like shocking it’s so unprofessional and when she or he was trapped that was a weird scene and like her having a alien baby what the heck This is not no Star Wars, also you don’t even get to 100 like that is so unusual 😒 please do not download this game and another reason why is because it goes to this :😐 to this :😲😬🙄😡🤯🤭 like what . Just download go play other games like Roblox or whatever just don’t play this but it can be a little fun but I don’t recommend it I regret downloading this . From ,Zoey
Cute but too many ads and no real choices
Wed Oct 13 2021 ZyereriIt’s a cute little game. I’ve had it on my phone for a couple months, but I haven’t played it regularly. I will say that you can’t get to 100 years no matter what path you choose. You’re going to die well before you reach 100.
That being said, I understand this is free game with poor UI, but there’s far too many ads in here. While you’re doing something there’s a random ad. Did you just finish a level? There’s an ad. And they make the “>>” and “x” so small that you practically have to tap into the ad, then tap out of it a few times to try again before you actually hit the button to close the ad entirely. I wouldn’t mind the ads if the game was worth it. It’s not. Download this just to experience it, but I promise you until they make some MAJOR updates, this is not a keeper.
