My life was spared by cat tennis.
Sun Aug 13 2023 Aria O_oThere I was, walking on the streets. I looked around at the people around me that were happy, laughing, smiling. I was alone. My family left me, my wife hated me and my children though I was a ‘discord mod.’ I had an UwU kitten. My wife found out and left, taking the kids with her. I was walking home, the sounds of giggling and blissful joy filling my ears. Once I got home I sat in my couch and went on my cellular device. I scrolled for something to do, yet everything I saw bringed me unbearable boredom and agony. Until I saw something, the game ‘cat tennis’ a light filled around me as my eyes filled with hope. My face brightened and I sat up straight, I downloaded the game and I played tennis with the feline. Every hit of the ball I felt like myself, I felt like I had a hope to live. I heard my wife and children's voice in my head and everything around me disappeared, my wife was in front of me. She said how much she loved me, then my children told me how grateful they were for me, it was like time had stopped. Then everything was there again, I looked down at my phone and I was happy, for the first time in a long time I was happy. All because of cat tennis.
why i was born
Sat Sep 23 2023 phuccleethis game is absolutely amazing, ever since i was born i had a large stomach, so i ended up eating my other twin and my own placenta, so when i was 5 I had a lobotomy to help manage my appetite even though im anorexic and my wife wanted to do foreplay with me and her step father, my kids couldn’t watch but i was so disappointed in the fact they didn’t bring the pickle jar for us, and i got so grossed out that i slapped my wife and kids and ran off with her step father to a motel only to find out he wanted me to inject my ear wax as a lubricant for his rear end, so i ended up going back to Chicago, and i was free of slavery and was bored so i downloaded this game because it reminded me when i would tell my kids to hit the special needs kids with a tennis ball if they could walk and they ran so fast from their wheel chairs like zombies but sped, it was a sad sight but im enjoying this game but every single time i lose i cry run upstairs and start pulling at my rear end hair to soothe my anger.
I am truly amazed.
Sat Aug 05 2023 umjocelynnWithout a doubt, this game has indubitably altered the courses of my life in a way that I could never have foreseen. The grandiose narrative, replete with beloved characters such as Cat, is simply magnificent and has captured my imagination in a way that no other game has ever done. The sheer magnitude of this game is truly breathtaking and I cannot help but yearn to relive my initial experience with it. Therefore, I implore you, dear friend, to learn how to play this game, for it may seem tricky at first, but that is merely a testament to the immense and awe-inspiring nature of this game. The initial challenge is nothing but a small hurdle to overcome in order to experience the grandeur of this game. I assure you that you will not regret taking the time to learn how to play it, and that it will bring you countless hours of entertainment and joy. The graphics, the storytelling, and the ultimate destination of a finale. These are all things that make: Cat Tennis.
My favorite offline game
Wed Aug 02 2023 Hiauw0This is probably the most fun game that I could find. I love how a game from TikTok was implemented into an app. The game runs well and even though there are only 3 modes they are really fun. Personally, I think instead of raising the speed every difficulty there should be a randomizer for each opponent where they have random attack speeds at certain times. Like there would be a low chance for the easy bot to attack fast, mediocre chance for the normal not to attack fast, ext. The slow attack should be the base attack and there should also be signals for when they attack fast like the ball changing colors and whatnot. Music would also help the game a lot, especially the main sound that is used in the videos. And lastly I think they should have a bigger hit range. Other then that the game is pretty fun, I will definitely recommend to my friends.
The love my life
Thu Aug 17 2023 Cat.tennis.loverSadly that’s past few years I have been in deep thought about….. DEATH the thought broke my mind,everyday I was scared of the future ahead of me, most of my family and friends been killed or died by something, before I woke up or when to sleep I said to myself “why am I here if I die would I forget everything I see and hear everything part of me after this life I am gone forever” I broke in cold sweat. Until one day scrolling on tik Tok until my days I finished I saw a ad about a cat playing tennis “cat tennis” I thought weird wasn’t it just a tik tok trend? But i miss clicked and pressed on download I I don’t care I played it, for the first time in my life I was happy filled with hope I found my passion in life something it live for to hope for everything was a blank now my days pass with a game called “cat tennis” this game is my love of my life
Cat Tennis saved my life (5 bananas)
Thu Aug 15 2024 Burt.urnas one does they can find themself in a Position of pure boredom, i had been scrolling through the app store looking for a fairly entertaining game to find. After more than usual scrolling i come upon a pile of cat games, and tried some of them. None had the appeal i was looking for (For complete context, i was deathly ill and was on the verge of dying). Then was on my screen: cat tennis, i was suspicious of the app, wondering if i downloaded it would be bad. after pressing the „get“ button i double clicked my power button and my phone started to levitate. a bright beam of light bursted from the screen, and as i saw it was on my phone i started to play. the second i hit the ball i was cured of all illnesses forever and became immortal. I now have the ability to summon 5 bananas per day and play tennis really well. all because of cat tennis.
Game is GREAT, but I recommend customization and more levels
Wed Aug 02 2023 Bro111💀I love this game, but recommend YALL to keep working on it, it’s already a great hit, so ima give y’all ideas. First add coins, like a currency, because once you hit it 2 times on hard mode you get a coin, if you hit it 3 times on medium mode you will get a coin, if you hit it 5 times on easy mode, you will get a coin. Now customization, you see we’re I’m going now, now that you have coins , you can customize you tennis racket, and it will be cool, now people I think will like it. Now levels, you can make a story mode where you have to beat your enemies and help your el gato freind find his other freind , and the docter that is cloning him is making his clones stronger and stronger, and you have to beat one by one, now that’s all, maybe I will have more ideas for you, byeee😸.
best game i have ever played
Wed Aug 02 2023 garfstan76This captivating and engaging tennis game featuring a feline partner is a delightful amalgamation of simplicity and charm. Its intuitive gameplay mechanics and endearing visuals make it a standout title that leaves players with a sense of satisfaction and enjoyment.
The meticulously crafted animations of the cat exhibit an impressive level of realism, contributing to the overall immersive experience. The seamless integration of sound effects, including authentic meows and purrs, enhances the game's ambiance and adds to its appeal.
Beyond its artistic merits, the game's accessibility and user-friendly controls make it an excellent choice for a diverse audience, catering to both seasoned players and newcomers alike. The well-designed levels, progressively increasing in difficulty, present a balanced challenge for players to conquer.
Moreover, the incorporation of strategically placed power-ups injects excitement and strategy into the gameplay, elevating the overall gaming experience to new heights.
In conclusion, this endearing tennis game with its feline companion exemplifies a masterful blend of playfulness and entertainment. Its simplicity belies a captivating and well-executed gaming endeavor that warrants strong commendation. Without hesitation, I endorse this exceptional title, which undoubtedly merits a resounding five-star rating.
(yes i used chatgpt)
10/10
Sat Aug 12 2023 brah…This game has brought me so much joy and frustration at the same time. I remember the first time I played it, I was hooked. I loved the simple concept of hitting a ball back and forth with a cat. It was cute, it was fun, and it was surprisingly challenging.
I spent hours practicing my timing and technique, trying to get the ball just right so that my opponent couldn't return it. And when I finally won my first game, it felt like such an accomplishment. I was on top of the world.
But then, of course, there were the times when I just couldn't seem to get it right. The ball would fly past me, or I'd hit it too hard and it would go out of bounds. And in those moments, I felt so frustrated and defeated. I wanted to throw my phone across the room.
But even when I was losing, I couldn't help but smile at the absurdity of it all. I mean, who would have thought that a game about playing tennis with a cat would be so addictive? It was ridiculous, and yet, it worked.
So yeah, Cat Tennis may just be a silly little game, but to me, it's so much more than that. It's a reminder to not take things too seriously, to find joy in the simple things, and to keep trying even when things seem impossible. And for that, I'll always be grateful.
cat tennis healed my depression
Thu Aug 17 2023 Marrryyyaa..!Here it is:
"After struggling with depression for several months, I decided to try video game, cat tennis. I had always been an avid gamer, but I had never played cat tennis before. I found it difficult to start, but with persistence, I learned the basics and began playing regularly. The game required quick reflexes and strategic thinking, which I found very calming and meditative. I spent hours playing, and the cat tennis matches became a form of therapy for me. I found that the game helped me to focus my mind and take my mind off my problems. As I won more matches, I started to feel better emotionally and began to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I eventually stopped taking medication for depression, and I still play cat tennis today as a form of stress relief."
