Dinsun Review
Let's be unequivocally clear: this is not a game. It is a scam app wrapped in a 'joke' disclaimer. It consists of a soundboard of low-quality MP3s of dogs barking. You speak into your microphone, and it plays a random bark. That is the entirety of the experience.
What makes this app offensive rather than just useless is its business model. It preys on children who might actually believe they can talk to their pets, bombarding them with unskippable video ads and trying to trick them into signing up for weekly premium subscriptions. Apps like this degrade the quality of the App Store. As a gamer and a consumer, I find it insulting. Do not download this, do not engage with it, and certainly don't let your kids anywhere near its in-app purchases.
Overall Stats
Pros & Cons
- It successfully plays audio files.
- It is completely fake
- Predatory subscription tactics
- Zero gameplay value
Technical Report
Performance: Spams notifications constantly if you forget to delete it.
- None
Audience Fit
Buy if: You are making a YouTube video about bad mobile apps.
Skip if: You have a functioning brain.
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Reviewer Context
- Reviewer: Dinsun
- Hardware: iPhone 13
- Playtime: 0.1 hours
- Status: Deleted immediately
