Goat Simulator Pocket Edition is the purest form of digital chaos you can carry in your pocket. It’s a game that wears its bugs as a badge of honor, intentionally utilizing wonky physics to create hilarious, unpredictable moments. Playing as a goat tasked with nothing more than 'destruction' is strangely liberating.
The controls on mobile are surprisingly decent, though part of the fun is fighting against the physics engine as you headbutt a gas tank or lick a passing car to hitch a ride. It doesn't take itself seriously, and neither should you. It’s the perfect 'pick up and play' game for when you need a good laugh and want to see how many points you can get by causing a suburban apocalypse.
Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod
Version 2.20.6Fri Dec 12 2025
We improved the player experience and fixed bugs - but kept the fun ones!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
This game includes time limited trials of Goat Simulator Payday, MMO, GoatZ and Waste of Space! Try before you give us money!
DISCLAIMER
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
PLEASE NOTE!
Goat Simulator is free to download and play, however, additional levels can be purchased for real money. You can turn off the payment feature by disabling in-app purchases in your device’s settings. Also, under our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, you must be at least 13 years of age to play or download Goat Simulator.
KEY FEATURES
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
Requires iOS 15.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
This game includes time limited trials of Goat Simulator Payday, MMO, GoatZ and Waste of Space! Try before you give us money!
DISCLAIMER
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
PLEASE NOTE!
Goat Simulator is free to download and play, however, additional levels can be purchased for real money. You can turn off the payment feature by disabling in-app purchases in your device’s settings. Also, under our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, you must be at least 13 years of age to play or download Goat Simulator.
KEY FEATURES
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat














Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, it's all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff.
You Can Be a Goat
Millions of Bugs (Intentionally Left In)
In-Game Physics that Spazz Out Constantly
Open World Exploration and Destructible Environments
Locate the hidden tower in the starting area. Entering the top room will crown you the King of all Goats, giving you a new model and the ability to summon 'peasant' goats from the sky.
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