The best game
Thu Mar 09 2023 JaydengotthegirlsI love the game you get to do physics read darling, and everything that you could possibly ask for for a goat this is the l literally is funniest game like they should add a lot more things but it’s a really good game and I’ve been looking at the comments so I should think I should make my own. There’s a couple glitches but it’s OK. I’m on phone and it’s really good I got the game pass on Xbox and it’s been a good time playing this game. My cousin introduced me to this in 2020 and it’s such a good game is it really update this but they have an update this in a while like for real but do you know how you can just a glitch someone in to a road when the car hits them. and I seen a lot of good reviews so I thought I just. Make my own. It gets boring after a while, but it’s a really fun game. Well, I’m ready to five star I hope everyone and review section thinks the same thing. Goodbye everyone. This is 7:21 PM Thursday, April 5 goodbye.
Bad choice, fine game
Mon May 02 2022 ufsd.eezI’ve been playing goat simulator for ages now and i’m sad to see it in such a state. When I opened the game I was greeted by the default map as the only available map unless I got these “goat coins” and honestly, about 1K of them per DLC is and isn’t worth it. First of all, you’re practically screaming at the player to spend money to buy at least one DLC, money that could very well just be used to buy the original game. Second of all, if you’re gonna make two goat simulators, make sure the one you actually have to pay for has some upgrades, such as the graphics PC has or something close to that. I miss the goat simulator that was there for you to have fun, now we just have the goat simulator that’s here for us to give it money until we get what we want. I feel like it’s absurd to make us pay for the same content we’ve had for free for years, and just the same content. You could’ve made something new or like I said earlier, upgraded your graphics or game mechanics. But none of that matters. If nothing changes, I at least hope the cooldown for things like tasks for coins gets reduced to a much needed 12 hours. The tasks are about the only entertainment in the game. Overall, if you don’t pay the absurd amount of money for a few goat coins, the game is severely boring with not nearly as much to do in the first map as the rest of the entire game. Please fix your game, watching your ads just to unlock another map is making me sick.
It’s pretty good
Wed Dec 14 2022 Goose GoobsThe game free and from what I can see so far all the DLCs and most goat mutations can be free and unlocked by either playing the game or watching adds to earn coins, if you want them without doing that you can just pay for them with real money if you have it. (Although when you buy the DLC games you pay for “Goat Bucks” to buy them and it’s a bit misleading considering the game has its own fake coins that you can earn in game and those Goat Bucks you have to spend real money to obtain but they are different currencies. I know other games do this too kinda but if I didn’t know any better I’d be so confused.) but it’s great that u can just basically get them for free. From playing the normal version on Xbox and playing it here I see some differences with the physics like the explosions aren’t as extreme and some things look abit off but it’s a mobile version so I’m sure it’s just to make it run easy and it’s still pretty fun. I might be wrong but from what I see there’s more goats I can unlock and more fun surprises in the game than in the Xbox version. It does get a bit annoying that every time the game gives you those coins it asks you to do a review, it feels like giving a kid a handful of candy and then asking them if you’re their favorite person.
I know you only fix crashes, buuuut...
Sat Nov 11 2023 koopatroopa60009So I had completed the trick or bleat thing, unlocked the midnight goast, and started playing around with it. eventually I got bored and decided to switch to the doctor goat, but when I did, all I got was a textureless goat model with ragdoll hind legs. and when I got close to an object, the object became textureless like the goat. and when I pressed POW, it acted like the midnight goast, but the goat model was still there and both the goat and object were textureless. please fix it so I can throw pills at people again.
another major oversight is with the Chad goat. by the time the Valentines day event started, I had already completed most of the missions for Waste of Space, and I am still currently trying to get that last mission done, but what I'm afraid of, is that people who have completed all of the missions, or people that are stuck on a certain mission, won't have a way to get the Chad goat when the next event rolls around.
TL;DR, when I got the midnight goast, the doctor goat turned into a textureless, glitchy version of the midnight goast. meanwhile the Valentine's Day event doesn't have accommodations for people who have completed most or all of the missions.
What happened?…
Fri Jul 14 2023 Leafz🍃This used to be my favorite game but now it’s a complete MESS! Right as I loaded in it wouldn’t let me press any button other than the tutorial? It just doesn’t make sense as I’ve played this before so why was I forced to go through the tutorial AGAIN? Also the old home screen was better where you just load in with the maps and goats on your screen already. Anyways after I got through the tutorial which was confusing since on some levels I did as it told but it just wouldn’t open the door so I had to restart the app multiple times. Also it continuously kicked me out of the app with no reason at all and to add on to that it popped up “no internet connection” multiple times which froze my game and I had to restart again. (My internet is perfectly fine.) Now this is the most upsetting part, I finally get past the tutorial and I’m free to do what I want and guess what? ALL THE GOATS I’VE WORKED FOR ARE GONE?! If this is a joke it definitely ISN’T funny. It took me days to earn those goats!!! Then I realized ALL of the maps I’ve payed for are GONE. (In game currency.) It’s extremely upsetting to see something you worked so hard for all just poof and disappear never to be seen again. This is my farewell to Goat Sim Pocket Edition. 😕
Pay to Play
Wed Jul 05 2023 FlamingoIsBestYouTuberI used to love playing this game. Yes, they had a few maps that you had to pay to unlock, but there were 3 maps you could play. Though three may not seem like much, each map was packed with things to do. However, they locked two of the maps and you only get to start off with one map. To unlock the other maps, you either get to watch an ad to unlock it temporarily or you have to use these goat coins to unlock them permanently. Now, the game is fun for like 5-10 minutes before it gets old and boring. The game is always trying to get you to buy maps, goats, coins, etc. This game isn’t fun anymore unless you have a lot of money. Another problem I have with the game is the graphics. You’re always way too zoomed in, which makes it hard to navigate. The buttons used to be bright and detailed, but now they are dark and hard to differentiate. Summary: This game used to be fun, but now you have to pay for everything. They locked maps that you used to be able to play and everything costs money. You’re screen is always way too zoomed in and buttons are hard to differentiate. This used to be a good game! Please change it to how it used to be.
You have to pay for everything
Sat Jul 08 2023 Driveby224I loved this game so much I would spent hours on hours playing because I had the ability to choose 3 maps. Even though there was other maps you sadly would need to pay for them. The main reason I loved this game was that you were able to unlock multiple characters and it was easy to control the goat when you played. I also liked how it worked when there was no WIFI. But after the new update it wasn’t as fun anymore you only had one map to play out of the 3 you could choose and all of your characters you unlocked were now coins. Not to mention how it’s more laggy and harder to control the goat than before and you have to spend even more money on just unlocking a map or a goat skin, and if you watch an ad you can only unlock certain map and skin you can only use it temporarily. Not to mention how you can’t even play this game if you don’t have wifi. This game is so longer fun and entertaining to play as much as before maybe for like a few mins but that’s it maybe this game would be enjoyable if you have a lot of money but if you’re not willing to pay for stuff in the game then it’s not fun.
2 GOAT SIMULATORS!?!?
Tue Jan 18 2022 TLCNiblerSo for some reason coffee stain studios decided to make a NEW goat simulator and now there are two goat simulators, Goat Simulator, and Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition. Coffee Stain Studios also just recently updated goat simulator, after 4 YEARS. This is what I think happened: Coffee Stain Studios Developer #1: “Hey, let update a game we haven’t touch for 4 YEARS.” Coffee Stain Studios Developer #2: “Huh? Uh O-Oh yeah that’s a great idea.” Not trying to sound like a hater, though. I love goat simulator, a LOT. The update was an update for the game’s UI. (user interface.) not gonna lie, it’s mediocre. Now if you’re new to the goat simulator world, you might be a little confused. I’m here to explain it to you. First, what’s new with the ORIGINAL Goat Simulator. It’s basically the same, but with a new UI, (obviously!) and a few bug fixes. Now onto Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition. First up, it asks for your age, (typical mobile game marketing strategy!) and there’s a new in-game currency. You can also buy goats and dlc packs. And there are challenges that will give you coins once completed. Honestly, I really like the new goat simulator mobile.
nice game but could add some details
Sat Jul 30 2022 pot ate toit is a good game tbh but you coud add a few stuff to it like how about a legendary goat that can turn into all the vehicles in all the 7 games and also make them have powers that are the things the include the parts that make the vehicles like heres one the boat: two powers for it so first is a flood if u press the power everything in the map gets flooded if u press the power again or leave the goat character it stops the flood second one is a tsunami what it does is pushes everything in its way how it works is that where the goat is facing the tsunami will launch facing the opposite of the goats direction going in front of the goat. and if u make that goat ill pay all my goat bucks for it and give u 5 stars features: i want the goat 300 goat bucks and how u normally get it is by driving all the vehicles in the payday map keep up the amazing work! And also im all out of goats to buy i only have two packs to collect payday and WOS waste of space so i need to collect them all I NEED TO COLLECT IT ALL ALL OF THEM so plea
The single issue with Clown Goat
Fri Jan 12 2024 Wato MukiI’v been unlocking nearly every goat for use in GoatZ, and out of all of them, Clown Goat is the most peculiar. When a player presses the pow button, the game randomly chooses between four abilities: Confetti, a delayed high powered explosion, Water, a stream of water in front of the player that last a short duration, Hammer, a melee weapon that’s somewhat hard to aim, but hits hard, and Ballon, which after a delay, does absolutely nothing. I personally think the balloon should be removed, as it leaves the player vulnerable. I won’t let this singular aspect of one single goat should affect my rating, especially considering it’s condition in the original game, where the headbutt button instead triggered the ability. This game is fun to play, and I’m still finding more and more ways to enhance mobility, utility, and of course, combat. …can we add a flamethrower goat? Just because? I also do feel I should mention that the “teeth trap” weapon from GoatZ Trick or Bleat is a little bugged.
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