Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition in IOS

Fulfil your dreams, be a goat!

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Our Site Score

88/100

Goat Simulator Pocket Edition is the purest form of digital chaos you can carry in your pocket. It’s a game that wears its bugs as a badge of honor, intentionally utilizing wonky physics to create hilarious, unpredictable moments. Playing as a goat tasked with nothing more than 'destruction' is strangely liberating.

The controls on mobile are surprisingly decent, though part of the fun is fighting against the physics engine as you headbutt a gas tank or lick a passing car to hitch a ride. It doesn't take itself seriously, and neither should you. It’s the perfect 'pick up and play' game for when you need a good laugh and want to see how many points you can get by causing a suburban apocalypse.

Reviewed on: Thu Feb 26 2026
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Dinsun Review

I don't usually care for 'meme' games, but Goat Simulator has a certain honesty about its own stupidity. It’s broken, glitchy, and makes no sense—and that’s the point. It’s a sandbox of pure chaos.

However, the novelty wears off fast. Once you've licked a few people and headbutted a gas station, there’s not much left to do. It’s a conservative 68 because while it’s technically 'bad' by traditional standards, it achieves exactly the level of nonsense it aimed for. Just don't expect a deep experience.

Overall Stats

Pros & Cons

  • Genuine laughs
  • Open sandbox for experimentation
  • Creative secrets
  • Intentionally buggy
  • Pointless gameplay
  • Poor touch controls

Technical Report

Performance: Performance is intentionally poor to enhance the 'glitchy' aesthetic.

Accessibility:

    Audience Fit

    Buy if: You want to turn your brain off and break a physics engine.

    Skip if: You value polish, story, or logic.

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    Reviewer Context

    • Reviewer: Dinsun
    • Hardware: iPhone 15 Pro
    • Playtime: 5 hours
    • Status: Unlocked Spider Goat

    The Game

    Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod

    Version 2.20.7Fri Mar 27 2026

    We improved the player experience and fixed bugs - but kept the fun ones!


    Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

    This game includes time limited trials of Goat Simulator Payday, MMO, GoatZ and Waste of Space! Try before you give us money!

    DISCLAIMER

    Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

    PLEASE NOTE!

    Goat Simulator is free to download and play, however, additional levels can be purchased for real money. You can turn off the payment feature by disabling in-app purchases in your device’s settings. Also, under our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, you must be at least 13 years of age to play or download Goat Simulator.

    KEY FEATURES

    * You can be a goat

    * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat

    * In-game physics that bug out all the time

    * Seriously look at that goat's neck

    * You can be a goat


    Requires iOS 15.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

    Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

    This game includes time limited trials of Goat Simulator Payday, MMO, GoatZ and Waste of Space! Try before you give us money!

    DISCLAIMER

    Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

    PLEASE NOTE!

    Goat Simulator is free to download and play, however, additional levels can be purchased for real money. You can turn off the payment feature by disabling in-app purchases in your device’s settings. Also, under our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy, you must be at least 13 years of age to play or download Goat Simulator.

    KEY FEATURES

    * You can be a goat

    * Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat

    * In-game physics that bug out all the time

    * Seriously look at that goat's neck

    * You can be a goat


    In-Game Events

    Easter Egg Hunt
    SPECIAL EVENT
    Easter Egg Hunt
    It's time for the annual Easter Egg Hunt!

    Easter eggs have been hidden all over Goatville! Find them all in this time-limited event to unlock the Chocolate Goat.

    Starts: 3/27/2026Ends: 4/17/2026

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    Ratings & Reviews

    4.7 out of 5 with 39610 Counts
    Age Rating 13+

    Screenshots

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    Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, it's all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff.

    Features

    1

    You Can Be a Goat

    2

    Millions of Bugs (Intentionally Left In)

    3

    In-Game Physics that Spazz Out Constantly

    4

    Open World Exploration and Destructible Environments

    Tips

    Promotion Videos

    Goat Simulator (by Coffee Stain Studios) - iOS / Android - HD Gameplay Trailer - YouTube

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