Dinsun Review
Dinsun is usually a fan of simulators—I like systems and management. But this isn't a simulator; it’s a collection of poorly programmed chores. The graphics look like something from a mid-2000s bargain bin, and the controls are janky at best. It’s clearly a 'shovelware' title designed to capitalize on search trends. There’s no depth, the 'story' is non-existent, and the gameplay is mind-numbing. It’s an insult to both simulators and parents. I can’t find a single reason to recommend this.
Overall Stats
Pros & Cons
- None
- Poor graphics
- Glitchy controls
- Repetitive gameplay
- Boring mini-games
Technical Report
Performance: Frequent crashes and clipping issues.
Accessibility:
Audience Fit
Buy if: Never.
Skip if: Always.
Similar Games:
- The Sims (which is infinitely better)
Reviewer Context
- Reviewer: Dinsun, 40-year-old conservative veteran gamer
- Hardware: iPhone 12
- Playtime: 2 hours
- Status: Gave up after the third 'appointment'
