Item: Wurst Music
Rating: 74
Author: Dinsun

Our Site Score

74/100

Wurst Music is a delightfully odd entry into the rhythm game genre. Its premise is simple: you play as a sausage (the 'Wurst') and you must dodge kitchen hazards to the beat of classical and folk music. It’s an absurd concept that works surprisingly well because it doesn't take itself seriously.

The physics are bouncy and unpredictable, which adds a layer of challenge beyond just following the rhythm. It feels like a mix between a rhythm game and a precision platformer. The visuals are crisp and the humor is consistent throughout. While it might not have the depth of a massive RPG, its charm and unique presentation make it a standout for anyone looking for something quirky and fun on their phone.

Reviewed on: Thu Feb 26 2026

Dinsun Review

I don't understand the obsession with 'random' humor in modern mobile titles. Wurst Music is exactly what the name implies: a joke about sausages and music. It’s the kind of thing that might be funny for thirty seconds on a social media feed, but as a standalone app, it’s remarkably thin. The rhythm mechanics are rudimentary at best and unresponsive at worst. I prefer games with substance—a reason to come back. This is just digital clutter. It feels like a project made in a weekend that somehow found its way onto the store. If you're over the age of twelve, the 'wurst' joke will get old very, very quickly.

Overall Stats

Pros & Cons

Unique, absurd art style
Lightweight and fast to load

Non-existent depth
Poor mechanical precision
Extremely short-lived novelty

Technical Report

Performance: Runs fine, but audio-sync can be slightly off on older hardware.

Accessibility:

Audience Fit

Buy if: You have a very specific, absurdist sense of humor and five minutes to kill.

Skip if: You want a rhythm game with actual musicality or challenge.

Similar Games:

Sausage Legend
Moshi Moshi

Reviewer Context

Reviewer: Dinsun, 40-year-old conservative critic
Hardware: iPhone 13
Playtime: 0.5 hours
Status: Played all available 'songs'

The Game

Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod

1530713475

$0.99 4+★0 0 reviews

Author : Fanny Hogberg

Pubish Date : Fri Dec 18 2020

Last Update Date : Sat Sep 27 2025

Support Languages : English and Swedish

Genres :

Version 3.3Sat Sep 27 2025

Some new design and bug fixes.
Have you ever played a sausage piano or even sausage basketball? What about fishing for sausage fish in a sausage lake, or training your memory with sausage cards? Ever acted as a stagehand to performing sausages?
Sounds like fun doesn't it?
With this app you have 10 musical sausages to play sausage piano with! Make them sing and dance, join in with their songs and make them look good with different trimmings!
Each sausage has its own small sausage game:
- play sausage basketball
- skateboard with skating sausages
- fish for sausages in a sausage lake
- train your memory with sausage cards
- find the sausages´ shadow
- get the horse to capture all the sausages in Dalarna (Sweden)
- clear your screen from sausages with a ball
- open a magical sausage box with the help of levers
- place the right object in the right place to start the fire
- find all the banana sausages
Requires iOS 14.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Have you ever played a sausage piano or even sausage basketball? What about fishing for sausage fish in a sausage lake, or training your memory with sausage cards? Ever acted as a stagehand to performing sausages?
Sounds like fun doesn't it?
With this app you have 10 musical sausages to play sausage piano with! Make them sing and dance, join in with their songs and make them look good with different trimmings!
Each sausage has its own small sausage game:
- play sausage basketball
- skateboard with skating sausages
- fish for sausages in a sausage lake
- train your memory with sausage cards
- find the sausages´ shadow
- get the horse to capture all the sausages in Dalarna (Sweden)
- clear your screen from sausages with a ball
- open a magical sausage box with the help of levers
- place the right object in the right place to start the fire
- find all the banana sausages

Ratings & Reviews

N/A out of 5 with N/A Counts

Age Rating 4+

Wurst Music is a rhythm-based action game where comedy meets coordination. Control a sausage as it flips, hops, and slides through various kitchen environments to the tempo of a catchy soundtrack. Master the timing to avoid getting sliced or grilled, and unlock a variety of sausage characters and custom skins as you climb the leaderboards.