Goat Simulator GoatZ in IOS

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89/100

Goat Simulator GoatZ is the glorious, buggy, and nonsensical mashup we didn't know we needed. It takes the survival horror genre—popularized by games like DayZ—and replaces the tension with pure goat-driven absurdity. The fact that you have to eat every five minutes to keep your goat from starving to death adds a hilarious layer of 'survival' to the usual destruction.

The crafting system is a highlight. Building a weapon that shoots flour or a gumdrop machine gun is peak Goat Simulator. The world is surprisingly large and packed with Easter eggs and glitches that the developers intentionally left in for comedic effect. It’s a game that embraces its own flaws to create something uniquely entertaining. If you love the original Goat Simulator, the zombie apocalypse makes everything better.

Reviewed on: Fri Feb 27 2026
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Dinsun Review

I never understood the 'ironic' appeal of buggy games. Goat Simulator was a funny YouTube clip back in 2014, but as a game you actually sit down and play? It's a mess. GoatZ tries to parody the survival genre—DayZ and the like—by adding a hunger meter and crafting. The problem is that the 'janky' physics aren't a charm; they're an annoyance when you’re actually trying to interact with the world.

You spend half your time clipped through a wall or watching the camera spin wildly because you touched a fence. The humor is forced. 'Look, I'm a goat and I'm wearing a microwave!' It's the kind of stuff that appeals to ten-year-olds. As a 40-year-old gamer, I want mechanics that work and a world that feels coherent. This is just a sandbox of broken assets sold as a feature. The survival mechanics just add a layer of tedium to an already shallow experience.

Overall Stats

Pros & Cons

  • Large new map
  • Wacky weapon crafting
  • Intentionally buggy physics
  • Tedious survival mechanics
  • Dated humor

Technical Report

Performance: Constant clipping, erratic frame rates, and intentional bugs.

Accessibility:

    Audience Fit

    Buy if: You find physics glitches hilarious and want a sandbox to mess around in.

    Skip if: You prefer games with polish, structure, and functional physics.

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    Reviewer Context

    • Reviewer: Dinsun
    • Hardware: iPhone 13
    • Playtime: 2 hours
    • Status: Explored map and crafted basic items

    The Game

    Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod

    Version 2.0.7Tue Mar 12 2024

    Bug fixes and minor improvements


    This is GoatZ, this is your story.

    GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet - GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if you’re not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more:

    * Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator

    * Mandatory crafting system - Craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game.

    * Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember?

    * A pretty big map with some stuff on it.

    * Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother.

    * Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. Just like your grandmother.

    * Also a casual mode for people who don’t like feeding their goat every five minutes

    * Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers - shrink people’s heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. For real.


    Requires iOS 13.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

    This is GoatZ, this is your story.

    GoatZ is the latest official addition to the Goat Simulator universe, and is a fine contender for the dumbest thing to come from Coffee Stain Studios yet - GOATS AND ZOMBIES IN THE SAME GAME! Well if you’re not already yelling at your mom to buy the game for you right away, maybe this will impress you a bit more:

    * Official new app from the idiots that brought you Goat Simulator

    * Mandatory crafting system - Craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game.

    * Zombies, zombies everywhere because this is a zombie game, remember?

    * A pretty big map with some stuff on it.

    * Fully fledged survival mode where you have to eat every five minutes to survive, just like your grandmother.

    * Turn humans into Zombies and loot some crates. Just like your grandmother.

    * Also a casual mode for people who don’t like feeding their goat every five minutes

    * Tons of new unlockable goats with special powers - shrink people’s heads, hang glide, wreak havoc, spit and be a goat. For real.


    Ratings & Reviews

    4.3 out of 5 with 1118 Counts
    Age Rating 13+

    Screenshots

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    You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Goat Simulator GoatZ brings the survival genre to its knees. Features include a mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it, a large map filled with secrets, and zombies that are actually quite annoying. You must eat to stay alive, or you can play in 'Casual Mode' if you just want to headbutt zombies without the stress of starvation. It’s the ultimate survival simulation... for a goat.

    Features

    1

    Large new map with plenty of zombies and destruction

    2

    Mandatory crafting system—craft anything into a weapon

    3

    Realistic survival mode where you must eat to live

    4

    Tons of unlockable goats with special powers

    5

    The same hilarious physics-based glitches you love

    Tips

    Promotion Videos

    GoatZ Official Release Trailer - YouTube

    Related Videos

    News on this game

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    Goat Simulator 3 Will Come Out On Steam Next Month

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    Bleeding Cool News - Wed Jul 02 2025

    Goat Simulator 3 announced, and no, there isn't a Goat Simulator 2

    Goat Simulator sequel: Coffee Stain publishing's iconic deliberately broken open-world game receives the third in its series, despite never...

    PCGamesN - Sat Dec 02 2023

    Pilgor's Baaaaack! Goat Simulator 3 Arrives on PC and Consoles Today

    Coffee Stain Publishing, Coffee Stain North and PLAION are excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 has been released into the world.

    WebWire - Thu May 02 2024

    Goat Simulator 3 launches November 17

    Goat Simulator 3 will launch for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, and PC via Epic Games Store on November 17, Coffee Stain Publishing and...

    Gematsu - Tue Jan 02 2024

    Goat Simulator 3 Summer update detailed, Goatkini incoming

    Coffee Stain has confirmed the details of the Goat Simulator 3 Summer update, which is available right now for PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox.

    GodisaGeek.com - Mon Dec 02 2024

    Goat Simulator 3 Devs Break Their Silence On Bizarre Title

    Coffee Stain Studios made a big splash at Summer Game Fest with the reveal of "Goat Simulator 3." Revealed with a shot for shot remake of...

    SVG - Fri Feb 02 2024

    Goat Simulator studio Coffee Stain gets majority share in Gone North Games

    Goat Simulator developer Coffee Stain announced today that it has acquired a majority share in studio Gone North Games, which will now be...

    VentureBeat - Fri Aug 02 2019

    That damn goat is back as Goat Simulator 3 is revealed with one of the best trailers ever

    Goat Simulator 3? Best reveal trailer ever, you say? Yep, we're saying it. Announced as the sequel to the much divisive Goat Simulator,...

    TheXboxHub - Sat Dec 02 2023

    Goat Simulator 3 Releases New Launch Trailer

    Goat Simulator 3 recently came out, and with it came a brand new launch trailer showing off more aspects of the game and its insanity.

    Bleeding Cool News - Thu May 02 2024

    Gameplays

    Q&A

    You can unlock the Zombie Goat by surviving for a certain amount of time. It allows you to 'infect' humans and turn them into your mindless followers.

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