No Brakes Valet is the ultimate digital 'anti-simulator.' Instead of the precision and care of real-world valet parking, this game leans into the absolute chaos of high-speed parking with no way to slow down. The premise is simple: cars fly onto the screen and you have one shot to steer them into a spot before they crash into a wall or another vehicle. Itβs hilarious, frustrating, and incredibly addictive.
The game thrives on its physics. Cars slide and drift with a comical weightlessness that makes every successful park feel like a miracle. The local multiplayer is where the game truly shines; competing with a friend on the same screen to see who can squeeze more cars into a crowded lot leads to genuine laughter and chaos. Itβs a perfect example of a game that does one thing incredibly well without overcomplicating the experience. Itβs 'dumb' fun in the best way possible.
Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod
Version 1.4Wed Jan 03 2018
This app has been updated by Apple to display the AppleΒ Watch app icon.
iPhone X support
No Brakes Valet
Features:
* Parking Lots
* FAST CARS
* Definitely a steering wheel
Single player and 2 players on 1 iPad
Requires iOSΒ 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPodΒ touch.No Brakes Valet
Features:
* Parking Lots
* FAST CARS
* Definitely a steering wheel
Single player and 2 players on 1 iPad










No Brakes Valet is an arcade-style physics game where your only control is steering. As a valet at a luxury establishment, you must park incoming cars into designated spots. The catch? The accelerators are stuck and the brakes are non-existent. Battle comical physics, exploding scenery, and increasingly crowded lots. Play solo or challenge a friend in local same-device multiplayer to see who is the ultimate valet king.
Hilarious physics-based driving
One-touch steering controls
Chaotic local 2-player multiplayer
Unlockable vehicle types
Since you can't slow down, use the edges of the parking lot to bounce and scrub off speed. Aiming for a 'corner' of a parking stall can help wedge the car into place without it sliding out the other side.
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Pocket Gamer - Wed Jan 29 2014
In 2-player mode, you share the screen. Half the fun is trying to park your car while the other player accidentally (or intentionally) T-bones you, ruining your perfect score.
No, the cars are randomized to keep the challenge unpredictable and fair for all players.