What a nice non-game! (Inspired by There Is No Game)
Sun Dec 01 2024 Greyson Dement(There Is No Review)
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Hello, users. I’ve got some bad news. Actually, there is no review. You can still watch TV… Go outside… Read a book… But yeah, no review here.
There is no game, no game that beats this non-game in terms of comedy! If I wanted to crack myself up, I always call upon There Is No Game. ALWAYS! This game—I MEAN NON-GAME, is a bundle of joy, stress relief, adventure, and excitement! I recommend this non-game so much, because it is 1,000,000,000,000,000 times better than other games for adventurers, joy seekers, and excitement lovers, which is why I just can’t get enough of playtime with There Is No Game, the best non-game ever! DO NOT GIVE THIS NON-GAME A 1 STAR REVIEW, because Game doesn’t actually delete your save file on the third question of Rouge Quiz. Also, if you do rate it 1 star, it’s because you don’t have a sense of humor! LOL IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE!
One of the best games I’ve ever played.
Fri Dec 25 2020 Another Former PlayerAbsolutely fantastic. I was hesitant to put the money down, but saw the reviews and decided to try to the free version. I had enjoyed that one so much, I decided to support the developer and bought this paid version. This one is quite a bit longer and even more hilarious and entertaining than the other. A quality “game”, with a very original style, gameplay, and really it makes you think outside of the box. There were so many parts I couldn’t stop laughing. Excellent voice acting and pixel art, I hope to find a sequel in the App Store in the future. It only took me about a day to get through and not much on replay value from what I can tell, except to get a different ending, but the original play-through is well worth the money. I highly recommend for anyone looking for a humorous and thought provoking adventure.
It’s just fine
Sun Jan 02 2022 MrsRyanWebbI feel like it’s just I bit overpriced it was very fun but got boring at the end. my favorite part was the Sherlock holmes chapter. I thought that was cool also I got upset when I thought I had deleted all my progress on one of the chapters and the main menu is very confusing. At first when I bought it and opened the app of coarse I pressed the button that said… well forgot what it said but there where arrows pointing at it and when I pressed it I got kicked out but now I’m like GIRL R U STUPID cuz I thought the other game button was for like a different version or something I don’t really know this stuff but I still think the price and value is kind of disappointing but over all I would recommend if your willing waist a few dollars on a riddle game.. I would rather play Minecraft all day and laugh at funny gen Z memes (I’m not in that age group but I still think it’s all really funny) anyways… see ya boi and byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
The best game I’ve ever played
Fri Oct 13 2023 M@sońI loved the game. It was so amazing well app I guess I don’t know but I really loved it. It’s probably one of the best games I’ve ever played and I just love it. I just like it a lot. The game also is emotional and I like it about that I liked how you made it like that because it’s like a whole storyline for each character in the game and it’s kind of sad. Well, like I said it’s emotional but it’s like it’s amazing. I just don’t know how to say it just so good I love it if if there are more stars than five, I would give it like there’s 100 out of five stars I would give it 100 just love the game I love the puzzles in it and it’s kind of funny as well and a lore I kind of like well I don’t even know if there is lower but if there was Laura, I would like it just ignore what I said earlier but yeah you literally love the game best game I’ve ever played
Something bad
Sat Mar 08 2025 Big gamer 909Chapter 1 is easy but if you go to chapter 2 it gets kind of confusing as soon as you get to chapter 3 you need a new character in chapter 4 that chapter 3 is changed into a free to play game I like the fact that they did that after chapter 4 chapter 5 is something else chapter 5 with the credits no way those are credits it’s another chapter but this time you have to take names and rearrange it Chapter 6 as well as chapter 5 it is a great adventure but the thing that we all know why did chapter 6 give us questions that only have a limited time to beat I don’t know what’s beyond chapter 6 because that’s when all of my progress got a raced and I had an idea once I get back up to chapter 6 I will use the hint button because there’s no way I’m gonna find out out of all those names which one.
There is no review.
Sun Aug 22 2021 Seb-DizzleThere’s no review here, so don’t bother reading any of this. This isn’t really a game either, oh no. So, definitely don’t spend your money on this non game, because it’s certainly not the epitome of what an IOS puzzle game should be. Really there’s much better things to spend your money on, like a McDonald’s combo meal, or In App Purchases on that pay to win game where you’ll never make the leaderboard. The story (or lack thereof) is certainly not compelling, engaging, humorous, and fun. Overall I’d have to rate this 5 stars, not because of how amazing it is and how much value I got for the purchase, but because the gall of the developers astounds me. Making a non game and charging people a modest price? Unbelievable. If you spend money on this you’re a fool, just don’t forget to uninstall after you regret your poor decisions.
The greatest game I have never played
Thu Sep 07 2023 yeinvdvdkmebabaThe original non game was my childhood. When I first found out a sequel exists, I just knew I had to not play it. The 5 dollars is worth every second of the lack of a game you’re given though. It was so much fun to experience, the story was very clever and honestly, emotional. This was also the only non game to ever make me laugh out loud. It’s full of witty genius and references that are just amazing. Also, it’s very fun to not play. The un game play is just an absolute stroke of genius, and my life is honestly better for downloading this app. If you’re reading this trying to find out if this non game is worth the cost, yes! It has about 5 hours worth of entertainment, but it is incredibly engaging and so much fun. So, maybe buy it and go ahead and not play it.
Wow!
Mon Nov 21 2022 TaraTrillThis is a very unique gaming experience. Combines multiple different styles and is genuinely entertaining. I couldn’t put it down for the first hour or so and only just stopped to write a review. I love immersive puzzle games like this that force you to think outside the box. Not your average escape game either. The story is easy enough for you to understand what’s going on without full gamer knowledge and it’s pretty silly in a fun way. I caught myself laughing quite a few times just bc its so out there. It reminds me of Where in time is carmen sandiego for some reason. The play on genres is so cool. Sherlock/Link/Zelda style games combined with point and click/hidden object/puzzle it’s worth downloading 100%. You can tell the developers wanted this to be exciting and unique. Great job devs, my kids and I love it
Badge suggestions
Sun Mar 23 2025 ItsmetjtjHello developers, I have some suggestions for badges, “without guide” in the free2play chapter, find the squirrel without watching the tutorial ad.
“sharpshooter 2” click the forbidden “made in India” in less then 3 seconds.
“Worst aim” in chapter “loss of control”, miss the spaceship 10 times + game says “why is your aim so bad? why did you even download this game…NON-GAME!”
“A pro brick breaker” break the title in “mise en abyme” in less then 10 seconds. “JUST CRACK THE NUT!!!” in chapter 1, try to feed an uncracked nut to the squirrel 12 times “mission failed” in chapter “loss of control”, miss the spaceship 1 time + game says:alright, how does one miss a METAL PIECE COMBINED WITH GLASS!? “Alone” don’t show game a sign for 1 hour in chapter 2. “Traitor user” don’t help creator type the command line in chapter “back home” for 1 hour
So yeah that’s about it.
A Very Fun Adventure
Sat Apr 17 2021 aGLTBialikThere is no Game: Wrong Dimension harkens back to old PC adventure games that I used to be completely absorbed by. I would spend hours at my computer playing these, absolutely lost in their worlds and stories. There are even some references to Lucas Arts style point and clicks in the game that further strengthen that tie. And just like the best of them, TINGWD is laden with laughs.
It’s extremely well written: witty, charming, hilarious at times, and unexpectedly touching towards the end. The design is simple and works perfectly on a mobile platform. In fact, I had this on Steam and preferred to play (and finish it) on my iPad.
This game could not be anymore highly recommended. I only hope that more games like this are planned for the future.
