Just Amazing!!!!
Wed Nov 09 2022 crazyratmonkeyI have been playing this game for years now I love it so much this game I have never played one as good as this because it is just plain funny and just amazing nothing compares to it it makes golf so fun I can’t even explain it I don’t even like golf my parents got this game for me and I’m like no I don’t want it but I am so happy they stuck with it because it is so funny and fun I’ve got 100% over and over again just restarting doing all the daily challenges I finish the game entirely over and over and over and over again it is an amazing game and I won hundred percent say anybody who sees it should play it I don’t know a single thing wrong with it the only thing I have to say is I feel like there should be theorist looking at this game like the game theorist because there is such a new lore in this and it’s so crazy I’ve never seen it before so someone should look at this game and be like there’s something wrong here just 10 out of 10 or five out of five amazing just amazing thank you for everything you’ve done for us game developers and I hope you make so many games in the future!!!!!!
Down to a Tee, just like my game irl.
Thu Apr 22 2021 Vegetable ChinI only awarded 4 stars because I was hoping to pitch myself into the flag a little more like I do out on the links. There were some really funny moments in here, but I also thought that once you established the concept of randomness, it would have just continued in that direction, it..instead now we are in a lab, and the ball is the main character..also spoiler alert..
IMO from a conceptual perspective itd have been more satisfying to remain the golfer continuing to flail just to put whatever he can manage to successfully get into the cup or hit the pin with. Then move onto the next hole. It could still be staged as p.o.v. And either throw the avatar into the scene from offstage at the swing, or keep the shots hes goin “body driver” as they are now, just more of that gag in general could have been used..and the cat sound efx should be played up a bit..and maybe some more dynamic reactions/ animations to match the absurdity of it all.
Otherwise it was entertaining, the controls were simple, and it Made me Laugh. Would love to see a more realized version in the future, but what do I know anyhow? Its a fun title right now, and you ought to play a round to see for yourselves.
Best game on Apple Arcade
Wed Mar 04 2020 CoreySomersOkay so first off let me disclaim that I have an iPhone XR that never has any bug issues problems with most apps. So for those rating this app based on the fact that it occasionally has bug issues, that may be the case for them but I simply haven’t had any of those issues.
Now into the review:
This game is truly a delight and almost worth the entire monthly fee in paying for Apple Arcade. From funny dad-jokes to truly challenging levels, this game gives you everything you could ask for in quality. If you’re looking for a game to sit and invest a couple hours in, this game is great for you because it’s huge and will keep you entertained. Looking for a quick on-the-throne pooper game (you know you do it) without losing progress or having to invest too much time? This game answers to that need too! Levels only last sometimes as little as 15 seconds but other times as long as a few minutes (on the more difficult levels that you have to restart). All in all, I love the quality and magnitude of this game— it was built very well.
I never realize how fun “golf” could be
Sat May 02 2020 ZaaxWhat The Golf? is simultaneously about golf, and also not about at all about golf. Therein a game that is unlike anything I’ve yet to play, and it’s what keeps me returning to more and more of its ridiculousness.
This is a tough game to describe to people who haven’t played it. Essentially, the game takes the basic concept of golf (winding up to hit a ball into the hole), and explores just about every possible scenario using that mechanic. It’s honestly baffling how many of the “holes” are non-golf related: what if you were the ball? What if the hole was actually a soccer net? What if there were no gravity? What if everything was The Matrix? What The Golf? lovingly explores all of these possibilities in the dozens, if not hundreds, of levels that I’ve yet to fully work through.
This game is downright creative, hilarious and unexpectedly challenging. It’s the perfect “pickup-and-play” that you can sink hours into. And if the a cappella theme music doesn’t hook you, your curiosity of what can/cannot be golf certainly will.
Starts out fun - but another “perfect hand/eye coordination” game
Sat Jul 17 2021 GafferManThis game start out fun, I was really excited to explore all this game had to offer, but it is YET AGAIN another game that only a certain class of people can play. Some of us don’t have perfect hand/eye coordination, but really love the exploration of a game to see what all the levels are like. This game (like many others) gets to a point where if you don’t have perfect hand control and dexterity, you are basically done with the game. You can’t proceed any further in the game because you can’t complete one level. There may be some people that like to spend hours repeating the same level hundreds of times to try and complete it, but most people will get extremely frustrated after a few tries. This is what happened to me, and that frustration, and not being able to proceed on to any more levels is what has led to the two star review. I would like to explore more of the game and see the rest of the levels, but I cannot because I am not adapt enough at touching the screen at JUST the right timing to proceed further in the game. Well, I guess I am done with this….
Awesome Game
Sat Mar 26 2022 CasonbaccaSo I have completed the game and have 100% the main story mode and the other mini campaigns. It’s a great game still if you just go through the game doing the first version of each level. But the joy of this game for me is doing all the par and crown versions of the levels. Some of them are insanely difficult, and for me completing those challenges is what drew me in. But the great things is that you don’t have to do this challenges to finish the game, therefore creating a game for casual and hardcore gamers.
I also liked all the different themed “worlds”. One of them is based off of different games ranging from Mario to Flappy bird. Of course they don’t directly use the material but instead create levels loosely based off of them. But my personal favorite world was the world based off of the VR hit super hot. That world and its levels had some of my favorite challenges in the game. So overall a great game, definitely give it a download.
Hole in one of a game
Sun Oct 08 2023 elijah 8This is an amazing game, levels all feel unique, the story mode is great, the episodes all have there own flare, and the special events are great. My one problem is that it doesn’t have great replability, like I said all the levels are unique, but once you play them there really is no reason to play them again. The game is also just really easy, and you can beat most of the episodes in a good hour, max. The story mode is pretty long, but again, easy. And the daily levels are all just rehashes of old levels, and never change. If you complete a daily challenge on a Sunday, the next Sunday is exactly the same. There just needs to be more, maybe have a mode unlock after you complete everything that randomly generates levels, with one fail ending your run. Sorta like a rouge-like. Besides that it amazing, 9/10
Beautiful with glaring issues
Mon Jan 20 2020 Patrickf28$This game is incredible. It’s takes a pen and rewrites the game of golf in the most silliest way possible and it’s beautiful. So many fun levels, mechanics, and a couple of times made me giggle about the silliness.
However, I do have major complaints. This game for just no reason experiences several bugs, to the point where the game would just crash and your screen would turn black with the X and the restart level button in the top corners, requiring you to restart the game, and in 9/10 cases, this would result in some progress being lost.
Also progress for no reason, like above, just disappears and gets lost while playing the game. For an example, when I was in the area with security cameras trying to find and blast you, there were 2 levels next to each other. I got the crown for one of them, then moved on to the level next to it. After coming out of that 2nd level getting the crown, the game just didn’t save my progress for the 1st one, so I just had to redo that entire level and the extra parts to the level to get back the crown. This gets super frustrating because this game is huge, and if some progress gets lost and you don’t know about, it’s gonna be a pain to find that specific quest to redo.
I’m giving this game 4 stars. I love this game and I will continue to play it until I have 100% the entire game. But because of the major bugs and problems that have yet to be fixed, it loses that 5th star.
Thanks for reading
Some glitches
Sat Feb 22 2020 tillwhacherThe game is super fun don’t get me wrong , but I’m now 56% thru the game and this is my second time coming across a level that is legitimately impossible to complete? For example on level 8, the part with all the car traffic in it , on the second to last two holes (the one on top) does not even have a hole displayed anywhere on the course ? How do I complete that ? And now on level 5, the very first course on the right hand side , appears to be like a 1st person POV thing ? Well it has zero aim and you have no control in direction of the hall only the speed that it travels which again, makes it physically impossible to complete. I don’t ever write app reviews but I really like this game and this is so frustrating I’ve considered deleting the app. Also, all the reviews about the faulty data save and black out bugs is true as well but only happens when I accidentally click the screen somewhere I didn’t mean to, why? Other than that , awesome game and I highly recommend to all ages
Fun Game!!
Sun Apr 17 2022 annmthegreatMy brother recommended me this game, and I was not too excited — I don’t even like golf that much. However, I was willing to give it a try, because it seemed fun.
This is SO FUN. I can’t name any other mobile or arcade game that has this quality or creativity, but maybe that’s just because I don’t get games a lot. There are so many levels, references, puns, and things that actually made me laugh. The pure amount of imagination and thought put into this is incredible. The artwork is absolutely gorgeous and simple, something that just brings it all together.
I would write about this lovely little game for hours, but people tend to have a short attention span when it comes to game reviews, so i’d just like to say how much I enjoyed this game and how everyone should definitely consider getting it!! Very good, devs, you’ve created this wonderful game.
