Bacon – The Game in IOS

★★★★★

★★★★★ Amazing Plot

At first when I saw this game, I thought it would be a simple pastime to appease the dopamine goblin in my brain. But oh no, dear reader, it has become far more. You see it was just that, a simple means by which to stimulate my brain, but as I progressed it morphed into a realization. We are all bacon, all trying to flip and dance our way onto an obscure object of our fascination. You and I, we start out easily mastering the first levels, but then it gets harder to quiet the demons. The silence is too loud, the sizzles burn in your ears. It gets harder and harder until-for the first time-you give up. You give in to that skip button. “Just once,” you say. “I’ll get through them all and circle back to Pinocchio.” No. You keep skipping and running until all that’s left to do at the end is face the ones you could not. You’re stronger now, more resilient. You understand the mechanics of flipping a two-dimensional bacon on a two-dimensional pan. But the demons now are disquieted. You are disquieted. You search for a bacon prize you will never have. Because, in all those condensed moments at the end, you are faced with an insurmountable hurdle. 11/10, good gameplay. Came for the bacon, stayed for the story.

★★★★★ Bacon -cooked to perfection

This game, this wonderful game did not seem like much when I saw it. I thought it would be just a chill thing to play every now and then, but no. No no no. This game is a beautiful work of art created by wonderful people. Nothing is as perfect as this game. I knew the moment I flipped a piece of bacon onto Mona Lisa with my face on it, I would love this game more than any game I’ve ever played. Any negative reviews I don’t understand. Why would anyone feel badly towards this game. I feel as if people don’t appreciate true art. I want anybody who is reading this review to download this game now. The mechanics are great, every level gives me immense joy, and has given me something to do when I was at a point of intense boredom. The customization is phenomenal, the levels are all unique, and basically no ads whatsoever! I love this game overall because all the levels are unique, it’s completely original, the mechanics and physics are wonderful and I’ve only watched a few ads. I will remember this game for the rest of my life. You should too.

★★★★★ Everything I wanted it to be

This game has a simplicity that makes it fun. The challenges definitely get harder as you go along, and some I can’t seem to get a few levels after many, many, many tries (cough cough the bacon flag) but other than that it was good. Was it the most engaging thing I’ve ever done... probably not, but still it’s perfect for when you have time to kill or just need a break. Anyway, it exceeded my expectations of what I thought it was going to be. My only thing is, will there be more levels? I’ve basically completed them all 😕 so overall good game you should definitely get it it’s fun while it lasts Edit: ok so basically the best thing about this game was that it let you CHOOSE if you wanted to skip a level by watching an ad, which was great because you only watched ads if you wanted to and it kept the game being free. But nowwww there’s an add after a certain number of tries :( pretty upset not gonna lie. It’s ok though I didn’t put down a star or anything because I understand that the people who made the game have to make money. Just a thought for people who think the might like this app, just be kinda prepared for ads

★★★★★ Crazy Concept, But Overall Great App!

I’m really not one to write reviews but I wanted to express how surprised I was when I downloaded this app and began playing it. So first off, the concept is crazy, but also unique to say the least. I really downloaded this game with no expectations, it actually was recommended to be by the App Store and I decided to download it on the spot without looking at the reviews. I will start off by saying that if you’re the kind of person who likes to play games/apps that have any sort of story or any kind of purpose at all this is not the app for you. I will say however that the game design and idea are simple. You try to get bacon to land on a variety of random objects. Again, the controls are simple, the idea is simple, the game itself is simple but is well made! It’s just one of those apps you play when you’re bored, and there’s nothing wrong with that! BUT, the single most important thing that sets this app apart from the others is that it has VERY minimal ads. I’ve only watched an ad one time and I’m one level 35 because you have the choice to watch an ad to skip a level. The lack of ads really ads to the vibe of the app itself, it’s super clean, simple, and minimal.

★★★★★ Bacon - The Review

Every morning, at 6:00 AM, I wake up in my blanket that looks like bacon, and my head, resting on my pillow that smells of bacon. I get up and take a shower. I use my bacon-smelling shampoo, body wash, and conditioner that makes me smell like bacon. Afterwards I use my bacon-themed toothbrush and brush my teeth with bacon-flavored toothpaste, which makes my breath smell like bacon. Afterwards, I saunter downstairs into my kitchen to cook myself a nice serving of bacon. Chewy, fatty, just the way I like it. Afterwards, I get in my car which has a bacon-colored fuzzy dice dangling from the rearview mirror, and drive off to work at the bacon factory. I work as a bacon supervisor, overseeing those that produce the bacon that go through our various machines that make bacon bacon. Our pay is bacon, our break room is stocked full of bacon, the whole factory is nothing but bacon, and thats what we live for, bacon. When I get home from work, I grab myself a serving of bacon soup and chow down. I enjoy eating my bacon soup as I type out this review about flipping bacon on random objects. If I could give it more stars, I would

★★★★★ This game is my Roman Empire

I began this game not too long ago, by searching through the apps for a new game to download. I came across this absolute masterpiece and smiled, maybe giggled a little at the stupidity that this game was. However I honestly think the simplicity and basics steps to play this game is what makes it fun. As a mindless player when it comes to brain rotting games, I may hold the crown. This game is one of the best I’ve seen and played in a while, so many different things to throw bacon on as I laugh manically in my dark room with the screen all they way up. Moments where I share this game with my friends and they smile at it, days when I just see Bacon and have to click open this game. It’s very addicting! Oh, also these reviews were TOP TIER and honestly we’re also part of the reason I downloaded this game. If you’re seeing this, do it. I swear you won’t regret it, you’ll get an experience of once in a lifetime, that some may never know or get to enjoy. Please take my advice and PLAY THE GAME!! 10/10 perfect development and creativity.

★★★★★ Creative and Amazing!

I enjoy this game a lot, even if I get a bit frustrated at times. I am almost done with all of the levels, and it’s only been a couple of hours playing! I’m addicted! But, I have some suggestions. First of all, you HAVE to figure out a shorter way of getting between the levels. Maybe use a slider, or a level screen, I don’t care. I just don’t enjoy tapping 50 times through the level thing just to play one. It’s not very user friendly, if you know what I mean. Next, you should add some more “attributes” to the levels when you make more. For example, I like the levels with objects that are slippery, or have a gravitational field. You should also do, for example, bouncy objects, like jello, or a trampoline. Or maybe sticky stuff, like slime, or glue, or something. Stuff like that, you know? Lastly, if you do end up adding more “attributes” you should mix them up! Have an object that’s slippery AND bouncy! I can’t think of anything that’s slippery and bouncy, but I hope you know what I mean. Have fun with it! Feel free to respond! I love this game! Keep up the good work! 😀👍