Dinsun Review
This is a weird one, and I love that it exists. If you grew up in Europe or just happen to have a refined taste for Bud Spencer movies, this is a masterpiece of fan service. It’s a side-scrolling brawler with pixel art that actually has some personality. The animations for the 'slaps' and 'beans' (yes, the food) are spot-on to the films. It feels like an old arcade cabinet that somehow got ported to a phone.
Now, as a pure brawler, it’s a bit simplistic. The combat doesn't have the depth of a modern *Streets of Rage*, but it makes up for it with variety. One minute you're punching guys in a bar, the next you're in a dune buggy race. The soundtrack is licensed from the movies, which is the real cherry on top. It’s a bit short and the touch controls can be finicky during the more precise mini-games, but for an old-school gamer like me, it’s a breath of fresh air.
Overall Stats
Pros & Cons
- Incredible 80s vibe
- Authentic soundtrack
- Varied gameplay
- Touch controls lack precision
- Combat is shallow
- Short campaign
Technical Report
Performance: Stays locked at a smooth frame rate; best played with a controller.
- Controller Support
Audience Fit
Buy if: You have fond memories of 80s brawlers and classic action comedies.
Skip if: You need complex combo systems or 3D graphics.
- Streets of Rage 4
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge
Reviewer Context
- Reviewer: Dinsun, 40-year-old conservative critic
- Hardware: iPhone 15 with Backbone Controller
- Playtime: 4 hours
- Status: Finished Story
