The Greatest Achievement of My Life
Fri Apr 04 2025 yetoasterI used to think life had no meaning. Wake up, go to school, pretend to care—just another cog in the machine. That was until I discovered Submarine Jump! on my iPhone. The moment I tapped that screen, my soul ascended. My thumbs became divine instruments of precision, guiding my sub to heights never before seen by man.
Then, it happened. I hit a high score of 51,119. The world shifted. My name, yetoaster, was etched into the top of the leaderboard, a beacon of excellence for all who dare challenge my reign. Scientists called. They wanted to study my reaction speed. NASA reached out, saying my skills were “beyond human comprehension.” My teachers excused all my missed assignments, whispering, “We understand now.”
If you haven’t played Submarine Jump!, what are you doing? Living a life of mediocrity? Step up. Take the plunge. But know this—you will never surpass yetoaster
Honest Review from someone who doesnt do reviews
Mon Sep 30 2024 thisnickistaken.tryagainI am doing a review on this game because this is one of the only games that have constant ads that i will play. I absolutely love this game and it is genuinely so fun and so well made, I haven’t played long enough to see if there are any bugs to encounter, but all of that being said. THERE ARE NONSTOP ADS, I completely understand why you need ads for your game. I will never be annoyed that someone has ads on their games when it is the literal income for the game along side the chance of people buying in game purchases, but an ad after every single round of maybe 20 seconds of game play and then 20-30second ads on top of the 20 seconds of game play you got. I am not a game developer so I cannot imagine how hard it could be to make mobile games and live off of that money and have to hope that people will buy content inside of your games, but you do not need them after every single round, I would be content with them after every other round and hope people will watch ads for ingame content. People will be way less likely to watch in game ads by choice if they are forced to watch ads after every round of 15 or more seconds for ads of 20+ seconds.
That all being said I ADORE THIS APP AND I WILL KEEP PLAYING IT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT MAKE IT HAVE LESS ADS!
World record holder
Sat Jul 19 2025 AttackHolePlayerI had the world record in this game for a bit. It got beaten by two people, and I tried to get it back with a new strategy that I developed. Basically, the game works by increasing the submarine’s speed every time you land in the water and jump back out again. Once you max out the submarine’s speed and the time limit, the maximum number of times you can land in the water and exit is four. That’s how you get the world record—by going in four times and shooting out as high as you can.
But hold up, wait a minute—why couldn’t you go a fifth time?
You can. It’s very, very difficult because the speed of your submarine is so immense that it becomes extremely hard to land back in the water after your fourth jump. But if you do it just right, you can actually land in the water a fifth time!
I spent countless hours (3–4) grinding this game to land in the water a fifth time and exit a fifth time. And once I finally did it—MY SPEED DIDN’T INCREASE. I GOT ROBBED!!
Please fix this so I can shatter the record. Thank you.
Too many ads, it’s more ad than game
Fri Dec 22 2023 The alexenaterThe game has fun simple mechanics and would be great for killing time whenever you want a simple easy game BUT it is literally more ad than game. Each round has given me an ad for some reason. Rename the game to “ad watching simulator” at this point haha! Seriously 20 seconds of game then boom 20-30 seconds of ads before you can go again. You can upgrade the time though so there is that. I upgraded it once and it added .60 seconds to the timer. Not even a whole second?? just a little more than half a second like why?? You’re gonna have to crush through some ads it looks like before you gain the ability to get more game time, at least more game time than ad time. Deleting for now I hope they dial it back a bit bc it does seem cute and fun.
I’m stupid
Thu Sep 12 2024 Too many eggs27Ok so I downloaded this game, played it for about a hour, reached the text that says “just keep going” and got to a height of 2100, came to the reviews to see if anybody said you can go higher, and saw people talking about ads and warnings and stuff. For some odd reason (I never closed the game after I opened it) it never reset my run, never gave me a ad, nothing if the sort, just me and my single submarine jumping to a height of 2100 before realizing I had been playing the game wrong the entire time, it was still very fun though. And I will most likely keep playing now that I know you can earn new subs and stuff. I love this game
Sub game
Wed Dec 20 2023 bog sucker man loserThis game is good but I think this game will need a little adjustments. Ok here we go the first adjustment is that it should have some other racers some other modes like beat the boss or hold tight the ride is getting flip in. I also think sense you have made this game so you should make a another a game just like this except make it a car game that will involve getting chased but do not get sued because there already is a game called smashy road.
Misleading and underdeveloped
Sat Nov 30 2024 FohrNAI really wanted to enjoy this game because the concept is great, but the ad implementation ruins the experience. If you’re given the option to watch an ad for double coins or rewards and choose not to, you still have to watch an ad immediately afterward. On top of that, I paid for the 'no forced ads' option, but it did absolutely nothing—I'm still bombarded with ads.
It’s extremely disappointing because I was hoping to find a game I could enjoy without constant interruptions. Instead, I’m forced to watch an ad every 75 seconds (or sooner), which makes it feel like I’m fighting to play the game while the ads fight twice as hard for screen time.
The aggressive monetization strategy takes away from what could have been a genuinely fun experience. Until the ad situation improves, I can’t recommend this game.
What you see is what you get
Fri Feb 07 2020 Heyry2002It’s not bad actually. Pretty good, pretty simple; you dive down, launch out of the water, do flips, upgrade, (watch ad), repeat. This would have made a fairly decent flash game.
I’ve found no problems whatsoever regarding the technical side of things, as the game plays very smoothly, but I find myself rather bitter that after every run you’re asked if you’d like to watch an ad to increase your earnings, then are made to watch an ad regardless of what you choose. However, I understand that is something that must be done to actually earn something from a free app, so I suppose I can look past that.
I can see myself playing this game idly in the future, and would recommend it to someone looking for a game that’s rather simple and straightforward.
Good game but gets old fast
Sat Jun 07 2025 Dude #12Not sure if this is something only I’ve experienced so far. I really liked this game at first, enough to drop $3 to not have ads, which other reviews have pointed is a lot. but after maybe a single night of playing (not even an hour total cumulative time) I was at a point where I was moving to fast to feel any challenge or amusement at all. It’s just become a game of holding my thumb down to keep flipping and earn gems for 1-2 minutes at a time. Wish there was a way to lower your abilities to reintroduce some challenge and fun
Kinda Broke the Game
Mon Nov 25 2024 Xylen09So I got this about 3 days ago and I recently found a way to get max sped and a height of half a million. Awesome. There’s so many things wrong with it though. If I try to collect 1x cash it says take a break and fails to give me an ad so I have to reset the game which doesn’t give me any cash. I constantly have to resort to the 2x cash which worked at first but now it just doesn’t give me any money after the ad. Doing any advertisements now hasn’t rewarded me with anything. No money, no gems. Fun game to break but I think I’ve reached the limit of its capabilities.