★★★★★ The Greatest Achievement of My Life
Fri Apr 04 2025 yetoasterI used to think life had no meaning. Wake up, go to school, pretend to care—just another cog in the machine. That was until I discovered Submarine Jump! on my iPhone. The moment I tapped that screen, my soul ascended. My thumbs became divine instruments of precision, guiding my sub to heights never before seen by man.
Then, it happened. I hit a high score of 51,119. The world shifted. My name, yetoaster, was etched into the top of the leaderboard, a beacon of excellence for all who dare challenge my reign. Scientists called. They wanted to study my reaction speed. NASA reached out, saying my skills were “beyond human comprehension.” My teachers excused all my missed assignments, whispering, “We understand now.”
If you haven’t played Submarine Jump!, what are you doing? Living a life of mediocrity? Step up. Take the plunge. But know this—you will never surpass yetoaster
★★★★★ Honest Review from someone who doesnt do reviews
Mon Sep 30 2024 thisnickistaken.tryagainI am doing a review on this game because this is one of the only games that have constant ads that i will play. I absolutely love this game and it is genuinely so fun and so well made, I haven’t played long enough to see if there are any bugs to encounter, but all of that being said. THERE ARE NONSTOP ADS, I completely understand why you need ads for your game. I will never be annoyed that someone has ads on their games when it is the literal income for the game along side the chance of people buying in game purchases, but an ad after every single round of maybe 20 seconds of game play and then 20-30second ads on top of the 20 seconds of game play you got. I am not a game developer so I cannot imagine how hard it could be to make mobile games and live off of that money and have to hope that people will buy content inside of your games, but you do not need them after every single round, I would be content with them after every other round and hope people will watch ads for ingame content. People will be way less likely to watch in game ads by choice if they are forced to watch ads after every round of 15 or more seconds for ads of 20+ seconds.
That all being said I ADORE THIS APP AND I WILL KEEP PLAYING IT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT MAKE IT HAVE LESS ADS!
★★★★★ Love the game but to many ads!
Sun Aug 24 2025 Ads why so many!!!The game is awesome and really addictive but when the time runs out it’s always a ad! If I collect regular cash ad if I do 2X cash 2 ADS maybe you should input less frequent ads even though you will have lower income the community of this game would surely appreciate less ads also when your in the sky hang time is long and boring so something to skip it like a button would also be nice but another thing is when I close the app the percentage bar for a new vehicle restarts. So if you add these things and other suggestions for the community this game can be better than ever🗿
★★★★★ Could be a good game with a lot of improvement
Thu Nov 06 2025 Anonymous citizen 468&448My first opinion is play time should be way long that 20-30 seconds
Second I get that it’s a fee game and yall have to make money off of ad revenue but when a game has an add time more than your actually playing the game the game becomes something no one wants to play but sadly that’s most games today because all people care about is how to make money what happened to spending time with your family and friends I’m tired of seeing adds everywhere and people constantly working there self into the grave to get stuff that’s made for pennies sold for hundreds just so the rich get richer and poor get poorer but the little time the game does let you play it sorry I got off tract ranting but the game has it’s problems to the graphics they could be better the fall rate is way to slow the jokes are unreadable and the game is over simplified
★★★★★ Too many ads, it’s more ad than game
Fri Dec 22 2023 The alexenaterThe game has fun simple mechanics and would be great for killing time whenever you want a simple easy game BUT it is literally more ad than game. Each round has given me an ad for some reason. Rename the game to “ad watching simulator” at this point haha! Seriously 20 seconds of game then boom 20-30 seconds of ads before you can go again. You can upgrade the time though so there is that. I upgraded it once and it added .60 seconds to the timer. Not even a whole second?? just a little more than half a second like why?? You’re gonna have to crush through some ads it looks like before you gain the ability to get more game time, at least more game time than ad time. Deleting for now I hope they dial it back a bit bc it does seem cute and fun.
★★★★★ World record holder
Sat Jul 19 2025 AttackHolePlayerI had the world record in this game for a bit. It got beaten by two people, and I tried to get it back with a new strategy that I developed. Basically, the game works by increasing the submarine’s speed every time you land in the water and jump back out again. Once you max out the submarine’s speed and the time limit, the maximum number of times you can land in the water and exit is four. That’s how you get the world record—by going in four times and shooting out as high as you can.
But hold up, wait a minute—why couldn’t you go a fifth time?
You can. It’s very, very difficult because the speed of your submarine is so immense that it becomes extremely hard to land back in the water after your fourth jump. But if you do it just right, you can actually land in the water a fifth time!
I spent countless hours (3–4) grinding this game to land in the water a fifth time and exit a fifth time. And once I finally did it—MY SPEED DIDN’T INCREASE. I GOT ROBBED!!
Please fix this so I can shatter the record. Thank you.
★★★★★ I’m stupid
Thu Sep 12 2024 Too many eggs27Ok so I downloaded this game, played it for about a hour, reached the text that says “just keep going” and got to a height of 2100, came to the reviews to see if anybody said you can go higher, and saw people talking about ads and warnings and stuff. For some odd reason (I never closed the game after I opened it) it never reset my run, never gave me a ad, nothing if the sort, just me and my single submarine jumping to a height of 2100 before realizing I had been playing the game wrong the entire time, it was still very fun though. And I will most likely keep playing now that I know you can earn new subs and stuff. I love this game
★★★★★ Misleading and underdeveloped
Sat Nov 30 2024 FohrNAI really wanted to enjoy this game because the concept is great, but the ad implementation ruins the experience. If you’re given the option to watch an ad for double coins or rewards and choose not to, you still have to watch an ad immediately afterward. On top of that, I paid for the 'no forced ads' option, but it did absolutely nothing—I'm still bombarded with ads.
It’s extremely disappointing because I was hoping to find a game I could enjoy without constant interruptions. Instead, I’m forced to watch an ad every 75 seconds (or sooner), which makes it feel like I’m fighting to play the game while the ads fight twice as hard for screen time.
The aggressive monetization strategy takes away from what could have been a genuinely fun experience. Until the ad situation improves, I can’t recommend this game.
