Dinsun Review
I respect the message of this game, but playing it on a touchscreen is an exercise in futility. The hammer physics are already precarious; adding the unreliability of touch makes it feel unfair. It’s meant to be frustrating, sure, but some of the bugs—like the hammer getting stuck in the terrain—are technical failures, not intentional design. If you want to test your blood pressure, go ahead. But play it on a PC if you actually want to finish it.
Overall Stats
Pros & Cons
- Unique philosophical tone
- Immense sense of accomplishment
- Terrible touch controls
- Hammer-stuck-in-scenery bugs
- Infuriating by design
Technical Report
Performance: Touch sensitivity is poor; hammer frequently clips through geometry.
Accessibility:
- None
Audience Fit
Buy if: You have iron-clad patience and love 'rage' games.
Skip if: You have a history of throwing your phone in frustration.
Similar Games:
- Jump King
- QWOP
Reviewer Context
- Reviewer: Dinsun
- Hardware: iPhone 15 Pro
- Playtime: 4 hours
- Status: Did not finish (and likely won't)
