★★★★★ GREAT Game!! Must have!
Fri Nov 11 2022 IxiionIn all honesty, when I first heard the name and concept, I was momentarily turned off, even wondered whether it sounded a little offensive. Still, I was curious enough, especially seeing the reviews, so I figured why not? I'll give it a shot!
Best. Decision. Ever! This is an *incredibly* fun game. I rarely review games, most often only doing so for epically good or epically bad games. This falls in the former. I absolutely loved it, so much so that I finished the whole game, all 100? levels, in a WEEK! So I was SO GLAD to see that you can continue playing FOREVER, even after you finish the main levels!! Yes, the infinity levels are mainly just the old levels on shuffle, but honestly, it never gets old. Normally, I hate redoing the same things on repeat, but there are enough levels that you never feel like you're redoing old content. I love it so much that not only am I playing every day, but I'm already at Infinity level 140 & still going!
I absolutely, wholeheartedly recommend this game. Get it! You won't regret it, I promise you. I almost wish I could purchase something in-game, just to give a little back to the devs. Frankly, I can't see any faults with the game. Honestly. Maybe wanting more levels and more cosmetic options, but that's just a pure bonus & to have even more to love! To the devs: Thank you guys for an awesome game! Keep up the good work! :)
★★★★★ Epic W Gamer Game
Sat Aug 26 2023 SuperDupwrReviewerOne day I was playing some epic gamer games and got bored. I needed some new epic game games. I decided to scroll trough the AppStore when I saw a game called “FortBloxCraft 2.0 BanBan” and I thought to my self; “Huh… yeah. No.” And then I saw THIS GAME and I thought to myself; “Huh… Yeah. Yes.” AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED GRINDING IT. Now, usually I write very serious reviews, but giving the circumstances of this game I don’t think that’s very appropriate. I am now around 37 levels into the game. I have the legendary honey bee cow, (don’t tell the others, but he's my favorite) I absolutely love the game. It is indeed an epic gamer game. The only thing I could POSSIBLY ask for is more cows, and no ad-free-claw-machine cool down. I WOULD WATCH 800 ADS IF I HAD TOO, GIVE ME MORE COWS.
Onto WHY I like the game, there’s just nothing NOT to like about flying around as a cow murdering plunger-poachers. It’s just the perfect plot for a video game, even if it doesn’t have a story-line. It doesn’t need one. Fly. Cow. More cow. Epic gamer game. I DO suggest that you add more cows, like a cow that shoots bullets! ARMY COW! Pew pew pew.
So, in conclusion, amazing epic game game, in which should add pew pew cow. Don’t download FortBloxCraft BanBan, and download this game. Honestly, in all seriousness, I do genuinely enjoy this game, you should download it. Again, pew pew cow. Goodbye now.
★★★★★ CHANGED MY LIFE!
Sun Oct 16 2022 ElaynaBeeemy life was meaningless. empty. devoid of all purpose. i had been living under the kitchen sink, hiding away from my family. they said i was "weird", but i didn't care. no one understood me and my strange love for the comforting stench of mildew. then one day, i was sitting under the sink, scrolling through the app store. and i found this app. i knew the moment i opened the game, that my life would never be the same (hey, that rhymed). instantly this game brought a smile to my face, and not even the smell of mildew made me happier. the game was so fun that i started laughing uncontrollably, because finally, FINALLY, i had found my purpose; flying a milk-squirting cow through endless levels. my parents eventually became concerned and called the police because they couldn't get me to stop laughing. when they tried to pry open the sink cabinet, i screamed at them how much i loved this game, that i was saved! my parents tried to talk to me about seeing a therapist, someone to "talk to." but i didn't need someone to talk to- no...i had my milky cows...and my wonderful mildew. i owe it all to this game for changing my miserable life into a paradise. thank you!
★★★★★ Here’s the only word I have for this game: fun.
Sun May 19 2024 doggosectonThe title of this review is right. This is just fun, challenging (here’s a random tip: switch between swiping right and left while going upwards for high up stuff!) and COWS. But this game does lag and heat up my phone (IPhone 7 Plus, which is old, sure), and during ads, it sometimes freezes. I watched two ads, one I closed because it took too long to start, so I watched one ad for a cow. I did not close it and waited for it to end, and it was supposed to give me a claw machine to get one cow, but it gave me a black screen, so I closed the app and re-opened it, only to not get a cow, but it also had the cow limit (meaning I couldn’t get another ad cow until 6 hours later). Yes, it might have just been my device (it’s really old like I said), but maybe the game could have a system where it saves that you have a claw machine to do after the ad until you get another cow? Then again, I have no idea how games work, so that might be impossible without making people have unlimited claw machines.
★★★★★ AMAZING🐮!!!
Fri Jun 30 2023 josieb0430that’s a cow is absolutely AMAZING. There are honestly no problems whatsoever. Although I have one suggestion, but I will get to that later. This game has all the best features, adorable graphics, it’s funny, it’s unique, and it’s just simply fun! If you are bored and looking for a game to pass the time that’s a cow is perfect! I love that you always have something to work for and I’m always so excited to get a cute new cow! There are ads but they are definitely bearable because there aren’t many and they are usually fairly short. My suggestion and request is that the hats do not fall off. Although it’s pretty goofy when the hat falls off it can be kind of annoying because I just wanna enjoy my cute lil hat or accessory but when it falls off it’s so sad 🐮😢. That’s my only request and that was my honest review. I hope you download this game because it’s honestly one of the best I’ve ever played! And plus, it’s made in Ukrain🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 !!!!!! Love your game and I hope all of you have a great day!🐮🐮🐮🐮
★★★★★ Cool details
Sat Dec 02 2023 NemoOtto1518I really love this game and I like to tell you some details about it that I just can’t stop laughing about OK first of all I just love the design of the cow. It looks like a yarn or Plastic type also, I love like when you complete the the level when the cow just flips, upside down starts squirting milk I also just love the faces in general like the baddies. Also, I love how the bad guys have like plungers they’re probably just gonna plunge up milk sprayer, I thought I’d say that instead of utters also, I love when you just go onto the menu or when you complete a level and you shake your screen around and it like shakes with you also love when you’re trying to select your cow they’re in like those little toy boxes you’d find small toys in, this game is all just about you and your squirting cows
★★★★★ AN AWESOME HANDMADE GAME!
Sat Oct 29 2022 h Beth go shjsjxbsbxjdbdngksgdThis game is awesome and totally unique in its own way. The game is fun and unique and no game can’t copy this and the creation was handmade from a person and was not a copy and paste from another game. The game is fun and awesome with a fire sound track which also has quirky/unique characters, my favorite character is the cardboard box cow. Now, even though this game is awesome and not a CNP/copy and paste, one thing I recommend is that when you finish all 100 level’s. You should be able to replay the level’s if you want to get all 3 stars from that level and when you replay them and get all 3 stars the stars will be light blue from a somewhat like menu. But, that is only my idea and means that you don’t have to do it. Overall this game is 5/5 carton milks.
★★★★★ Amazing game with an amazing design.
Sun Aug 14 2022 CyanideSPThe music and sound design is incredible. The art style is fun and fresh, with plenty of costumes to earn and love. Not many ads, and the remove is cheap enough that I’m considering buying it. The controls were a bit difficult to understand at first, but I got it fairly quickly after a few rounds. I cannot stress enough how much I love the music, though. I would genuinely buy a CD or record of the songs in the game. Overall, one of my new favorite mobile games
Update: Thanks for the response, developer(s)! Still playing, still loving it. Bought the premium since it was quite cheap, still very serious on how much I want to listen to the soundtrack on streaming services lol.
