Turnip Boy Robs a Bank is a chaotic, hilarious departure from the original game’s Zelda-like structure, pivoting into a fast-paced action-roguelite that feels perfectly suited for mobile. The premise is as ridiculous as ever: you're back in the crime business, teaming up with the Pickled Gang to raid the Botanical Bank. Every run is a frantic race against the clock—you have a limited time to loot as much as possible before the 'gas' kicks in, forcing a tactical retreat to your getaway van.
The combat is snappy and satisfying, with a huge arsenal of wacky weapons (like the literal 'Bread Gun') that you can find or purchase on the dark web. Between runs, you use your stolen cash to buy permanent upgrades, which is where the 'roguelite' progression really shines. The humor is the standout feature here; the dialogue is genuinely funny, and the world is filled with weird vegetable NPCs that make the heist feel more like a comedy sketch than a crime spree. If you enjoyed the first game's wit, you'll love this high-energy follow-up.
Available on: iPhone, iPad
Version 1.0.7Thu Jan 16 2025
Bug fixes and improvements
Requires iOS 16.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.Turnip Boy is ready to commit more felonies in this comedic action-adventure game with roguelite elements. This time the career criminal is teaming up with the fearsome Pickled Gang to plan and execute the weirdest heist of all time! Shake down hostages, steal precious valuables, and explore the deep, dark depths and history of the Botanical Bank.
To pull off the perfect heist, you’ll need to purchase an array of dangerous and wacky tools from the dark web, including a diamond pickaxe, C4, and a radio jammer. However, bank robbing isn’t easy, so be prepared for intense shootouts with security guards, the police, elite swat teams and more.
Features:
* A thrilling single-player adventure full of bank robbing, dark web browsing, and fuzz fighting.
* Roguelite elements to turnip the action.
* A big ol’ bank to explore and loot.
* An array of wacky weapons found in the bank.
* Take on whoever the bank throws at you in intense shootouts, from security guards to elite veggie swat teams!
* A large cast of quirky food-based characters, including some familiar faces and new citizens with their own stories and problems.
* Earn collectable hats to wear & cassettes with new banger tracks to blast.
* Discover a deeper history of Turnip Boy’s world and how it became what it is.
* Play in 4:3 like the original game, or in fullscreen!
Turnip Boy adventures are fun, so to make sure everyone can enjoy the game, you can change some settings in the game including:
- 4 different enemy outline colors
- 4 different interact outline colors
- A god mode so Turnip Boy becomes invincible!
- Damage boost up to 200% or a damage nerf to 50% if you dare!
- An aim laser to help you in fights
- Autoaim to help you aim on touchscreens!












Join Turnip Boy as he dives into the vaults of the Botanical Bank. In this hilarious follow-up to 'Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion', you'll battle vegetable SWAT teams, use a variety of weird weapons, and pull off the ultimate score. Explore a constantly changing bank, buy upgrades on the dark web, and uncover a deep, silly mystery in a vibrant pixel-art world.
Chaotic roguelite gameplay and shooter action
Hilarious characters and witty dialogue
Huge arsenal of wacky, collectable weapons
Permanent upgrades via the Dark Web shop
Vibrant and detailed pixel-art style
You only have a few minutes before the bank fills with gas. Prioritize high-value vaults early in your run and always keep an eye on the path back to the getaway van.
Back at the hideout, use your stolen cash to buy upgrades like a bigger backpack or more health. These permanent boosts are essential for reaching deeper vaults.
While it features the same characters, the story is standalone and the gameplay genre is completely different.