Goat Simulator MMO Simulator in IOS

App Store Editors’ Notes

Good, but still buggy.

The game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.

Great goat simulator game

I was hesitant to buy this at first because I thought it was a multiplayer game, and I didn’t want to play with other people. But the “other people” are obviously just bots, which I’m fine with. Also, I noticed that there was another review where the person in it revealed that they were a ten year old. So I guess I have to come clean too. I’m also a ten year old. So if you think I’m a dumb kid who just likes anything with violence in it, then okay, believe that. Me and the other people who rated this four or five stars will laugh at you behind your back. Because the goat simulator games are some of the best games you can get on the App Store.

NEEDS MUILTI PLAYER!!

So this is supposed to be a multi player game but it isn't! I can't even use the chat even though it's being used by others which I think are bots. Plus there are a bunch of random goats that walk a little bit and then teleport back to where they where I think that other then that it's a good and fun game. But it would be great if they added multiplayer and you could have it where other goats can't mess up your game and there are clans or guilds and friends that you can decide to go to the server they're on and of course a guild chat, a server chat, and a chat that's between you and anyone like. Like a whisper. Make this game a multiplayer where you can turn multiplayer on and off in settings. Then it would be pretty much perfect if you fix the glitches.

Deceivement!

I got this game and was a tiny bit disappointed that it wasn’t real multiplayer. It was a bit of a sleazy move, but the conversations the NPCs have in the chat are pretty funny anyways. I WANNA PLAY AS A SHEEP. Why are there sheep when I can’t be one? That didn’t make me feel any better. Microwaves are totally useless (except if you’re trying to finish the yodeling quest in the winter map), and I lag out of the game completely after what feels like 10 minutes playing. I’m not amused. I’m not even sure why I still have the game... I just like goats and normally I like your games. However, it’s still a very fun and funny game, even though I probably wouldn’t recommend to people who thought this review was true, which it is.

Got meh

I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;) Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold!

Best One By Far!

Goat Simulator has taken the world by storm, understandable alongside Goat simulator: MMO. The chat was VERY on point. There were SO many References, each one of them gave me a good laugh. Here’s my take: ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() POSITIVE: 1. The references were Hilarious 2. The Chat was spot on. 3. Multiple quests to keep players busy. 4. Large map ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() NEGATIVE: 1. Quality wasn’t as good as it is in PC version; which isn’t a big deal since the game is great quality on its own. 2. Goats were hard to achieve; had to find videos 3. Glitches and Bugs (Game freezes for 4-5 seconds; The longest being 10. ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() The game is great overall, Just some things to fix. In all of the games, Could there perhaps be a multiplayer option? I know that’s hard to do, but I think it would create more publicity and downloads for the game. I would LOVE to play with my friends,

Lots of fun, worth the $, could use new features

I love the wacky goat games coffee stain makes, and with two large maps packed with secrets and quests, it's worth the 5$. I would appreciate some new features though. I think the game would be more fun with an OPTIONAL health bar like in GoatZ, so that you would respawn after 20 mermaids bit you. Also a small map you could get to from a secret entrance that is a ruined city with a dragon you can fight would be awesome. Make sure to buy this fun, quirky game👍😎😎👌😃😂😀!