I tried to get the house goat
Fri Aug 24 2018 @Jay_HappyWolfI saw youtubers who got the jousting goat (horse goat) and I when I head butted the horse it didn’t give me the horse so then I checked to see where it was on the list of animals and I didn’t see it. YouTubers played it on computers while I played it on my iPad but just because they are two different platforms doesn’t mean you can put a horse in one and not the other so add it in please and you would get a 5 star rating from me ok? Please add it in I love horses and I am dying to play as one in goat simulator MMO that is all I ask for so please developers of this game add that I WANNA BE A HORSE BUT I CAN’T
Good, but still buggy.
Wed May 16 2018 AwesomeBirdGirlThe game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.
Great goat simulator game
Mon Apr 21 2025 otjhfjtdnutvjyI was hesitant to buy this at first because I thought it was a multiplayer game, and I didn’t want to play with other people. But the “other people” are obviously just bots, which I’m fine with. Also, I noticed that there was another review where the person in it revealed that they were a ten year old. So I guess I have to come clean too. I’m also a ten year old. So if you think I’m a dumb kid who just likes anything with violence in it, then okay, believe that. Me and the other people who rated this four or five stars will laugh at you behind your back. Because the goat simulator games are some of the best games you can get on the App Store.
NEEDS MUILTI PLAYER!!
Mon Oct 23 2017 Tank goatSo this is supposed to be a multi player game but it isn't! I can't even use the chat even though it's being used by others which I think are bots. Plus there are a bunch of random goats that walk a little bit and then teleport back to where they where I think that other then that it's a good and fun game. But it would be great if they added multiplayer and you could have it where other goats can't mess up your game and there are clans or guilds and friends that you can decide to go to the server they're on and of course a guild chat, a server chat, and a chat that's between you and anyone like. Like a whisper. Make this game a multiplayer where you can turn multiplayer on and off in settings. Then it would be pretty much perfect if you fix the glitches.
Deceivement!
Fri Jul 24 2020 BloodClan CatI got this game and was a tiny bit disappointed that it wasn’t real multiplayer. It was a bit of a sleazy move, but the conversations the NPCs have in the chat are pretty funny anyways. I WANNA PLAY AS A SHEEP. Why are there sheep when I can’t be one? That didn’t make me feel any better. Microwaves are totally useless (except if you’re trying to finish the yodeling quest in the winter map), and I lag out of the game completely after what feels like 10 minutes playing. I’m not amused. I’m not even sure why I still have the game... I just like goats and normally I like your games. However, it’s still a very fun and funny game, even though I probably wouldn’t recommend to people who thought this review was true, which it is.
Got meh
Thu Dec 27 2018 123Lancelot321I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;)
Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold!
Best One By Far!
Sun Feb 10 2019 Charwow97Goat Simulator has taken the world by storm, understandable alongside Goat simulator: MMO. The chat was VERY on point. There were SO many References, each one of them gave me a good laugh. Here’s my take:
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POSITIVE:
1. The references were Hilarious
2. The Chat was spot on.
3. Multiple quests to keep players busy.
4. Large map
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NEGATIVE:
1. Quality wasn’t as good as it is in PC version; which isn’t a big deal since the game is great quality on its own.
2. Goats were hard to achieve; had to find videos
3. Glitches and Bugs (Game freezes for 4-5 seconds; The longest being 10.
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The game is great overall, Just some things to fix. In all of the games, Could there perhaps be a multiplayer option? I know that’s hard to do, but I think it would create more publicity and downloads for the game. I would LOVE to play with my friends,
Lots of fun, worth the $, could use new features
Tue Sep 26 2017 GamerGuy193I love the wacky goat games coffee stain makes, and with two large maps packed with secrets and quests, it's worth the 5$. I would appreciate some new features though. I think the game would be more fun with an OPTIONAL health bar like in GoatZ, so that you would respawn after 20 mermaids bit you. Also a small map you could get to from a secret entrance that is a ruined city with a dragon you can fight would be awesome. Make sure to buy this fun, quirky game👍😎😎👌😃😂😀!
Sigh
Mon Jan 04 2021 CAPSAYSWOWThis is a great game and super fun but people have been asking for bug fixes. the thing that’s special about it is that there are no bug fixes like when the rag doll I hit it with tank and it stretched a lot. The only thing I would ask for is multiplayer there is a offline player and multiplayer option. This would be wonderful if the creater could do this. That would probably make the game a little bet more famous because that’s kinda a big update.
I like the game but...
Sun Feb 04 2018 ՕɾҽօϲɑեThings I dislike about the game
1. How only the “players” can use the chat and you can’t.
2. I don’t like how you have to collect all the trophies to unlock the snail goat.
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Things I like about the game
1. I like how there are so many goats to play as and I like how some of them have special abilities.
2. I like how you can’t die in the game but the annoying general fluffy goats can so you can kill all you want!
3. I like how there are more goats like you in the goat field and that’s a place where the white fluffy goats spawn so the goats just like you can help!
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Suggestions
1. We should be able to make our own goat and play as it. We can also make have it’s own special abilities.
2. We should be able to use the chat just like the other bots.
That’s all for today! Bye and I hope you put these updates in the game!
