Goat Simulator Payday takes the intentionally broken physics sandbox of the original Goat Simulator and smashes it together with a bank heist theme. The result is absolute chaos in the best way possible. Controlling a goat, a flamingo, a camel, or a dolphin in a wheelchair to rob banks and steal cars is as ridiculous as it sounds.
The sheer amount of freedom to break things, discover bizarre Easter eggs, and completely derail the 'missions' is where the game shines. The controls are clunky, the physics are wild, and the glitches are left in on purpose—and that’s exactly why it works. It’s pure, mindless entertainment.
Version 2.0.7Tue Mar 12 2024
Bug fixes and minor improvements
Goat Simulator: Payday is the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! Starring 4 new main thugs - A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.
Use PRANKNET © to find your new crew some smash & grab heists, then blast away your stolen cash on different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
Dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own.
KEY FEATURES
* FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
* One can fly and control people's brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting.
* PRANKNET - a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well.
* Buy masks to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool.
* There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many.
* Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?
Requires iOS 13.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.Goat Simulator: Payday is the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! Starring 4 new main thugs - A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.
Use PRANKNET © to find your new crew some smash & grab heists, then blast away your stolen cash on different things. Mostly masks. Okay only masks.
Dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own.
KEY FEATURES
* FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie.
* One can fly and control people's brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting.
* PRANKNET - a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well.
* Buy masks to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool.
* There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many.
* Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?










Goat Simulator Payday brings a criminal twist to the beloved physics sandbox franchise. Players form a crew consisting of a goat, a flying flamingo, a spitting camel, and a wheelchair-bound dolphin to complete 'Pranknet' jobs. The goal isn't stealth or strategy, but absolute maximum chaos. You can steal cars, rob banks, and use your ill-gotten gains to buy ridiculous masks. It retains the series' trademark hilarious bugs and unpredictable ragdoll physics.
Access the Pranknet terminals to receive bizarre heist missions. Don't worry about being stealthy—headbutt your way through doors and lick objects to drag them away.
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Switch between your crew members on the fly to use their unique abilities, like the flamingo's flight or the camel's water-spitting power, to bypass obstacles.
The developers intentionally leave in non-game-breaking bugs and physics glitches because they add to the comedic nature of the Goat Simulator series.