Goat Simulator Waste of Space in IOS

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Goat Simulator Waste of Space is a glorious, intentional mess. If you're looking for a serious space sim, you've come to the wrong place—and that’s exactly why it works. Coffee Stain Studios has taken the physics-based chaos of the original and launched it into a sci-fi setting that parodies everything from Star Trek to Star Wars. The 'crowdfunding' mechanic, where you headbutt people to steal their money to build the colony, is a hilariously cynical take on modern game development that kept me laughing throughout.

The map is the largest in the series, and while the 'endless space' is technically a joke, the planet you actually visit is packed with secrets and references. Flying a spaceship with goat controls is as difficult and absurd as you’d expect, but the variety of unlockable goats—some of which can create black holes—adds a layer of 'superpowered' mayhem that never gets old. It’s a game that embraces its bugs as features, providing a sandbox where the only limit is how much charging your phone can handle before it melts from all the explosions.

Reviewed on: Sun Mar 24 2024
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Dinsun Review

Dinsun here. I didn't find the first one particularly funny, and this is more of the same. The 'glitches as a feature' excuse wears thin after the third crash. It’s meant to be funny and irreverent, but it just feels like sloppy development. If you’re twelve, you might love it. If you’re my age, you’ll wonder why you paid for it.

Overall Stats

Pros & Cons

  • Clever sci-fi references
  • Large map to explore
  • Chaotic, unpredictable fun
  • Deliberately poor controls
  • Repetitive humor
  • Frequent technical issues

Technical Report

Performance: Deliberately buggy, but occasional genuine crashes occur.

Accessibility:
  • None notable

Audience Fit

Buy if: You are a fan of the previous Goat Simulator games and love slapstick physics.

Skip if: You prefer polished games with intentional mechanics and stable performance.

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Reviewer Context

  • Reviewer: Dinsun, 40-year-old conservative gamer
  • Hardware: iPhone 15 Pro Max
  • Playtime: 5 hours
  • Status: Unlocked the space station

The Game

Available on: iPhone, iPad, iPod

Version 2.0.8Mon Mar 25 2024

Bug fixes and minor improvements


You've already been through the zombie apocalypze in Goat Z and made friends with NPCs in the computed world of Goat MMO Simulator. What on earth is there left for you to do? The answer is NOTHING! That's why we leave earth behind and travel to space!

Be a space goat and build a space colony by headbutting people and taking their money. Who knows best how to spend it but a goat? Build a Command bridge training simulator, a space museum or even your very own spaceship. Shoot down asteroids and space pirates or travel to a nearby planet.

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!

Key features

* Be the first goat in space

* Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!

* Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore

* Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother

* There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one

* Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever

* The biggest map in goat simulator history

* So much content you will have to charge your phone lots of times

* Tons of unlockable goats with special powers - Create black holes, 3D print stuff in the world and fling people with your mind


Requires iOS 13.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

You've already been through the zombie apocalypze in Goat Z and made friends with NPCs in the computed world of Goat MMO Simulator. What on earth is there left for you to do? The answer is NOTHING! That's why we leave earth behind and travel to space!

Be a space goat and build a space colony by headbutting people and taking their money. Who knows best how to spend it but a goat? Build a Command bridge training simulator, a space museum or even your very own spaceship. Shoot down asteroids and space pirates or travel to a nearby planet.

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!

Key features

* Be the first goat in space

* Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!

* Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore

* Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother

* There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one

* Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever

* The biggest map in goat simulator history

* So much content you will have to charge your phone lots of times

* Tons of unlockable goats with special powers - Create black holes, 3D print stuff in the world and fling people with your mind


Ratings & Reviews

4.6 out of 5 with 1453 Counts
Age Rating 9+

Screenshots

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Goat Simulator Waste of Space takes the world's favorite goat simulation to the final frontier. In this sci-fi adventure, you'll headbutt people to 'crowdfund' a space colony, fly and shoot in space, and visit nearby planets. Meet legendary bridge commanders, unlock specialized goats with powers like black hole creation, and explore a massive map filled with pop-culture parodies and physics-based chaos.

Features

1

Biggest Map in Series History

2

Unlockable Special Goats

3

Sci-Fi Parody Storyline

4

Crowdfunding Gameplay Mechanic

5

Spaceship Piloting

Tips

Promotion Videos

Goat Simulator: Waste of Space – Official Trailer - YouTube

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The main goal is to collect enough money to build a space colony and explore the various planets and secrets in the galaxy.

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